coalman

Seriously, we have two ludicrously talented kids on the bench. There is no way they could make things worse and a good chance we can win this game if we substitute Villa's sweeper (Moi).

Larios is too new to realise that bursting out of defence and passing to Moi only ends one way

Another shot!

C'mon ref. The coloured things in your pocket are there for a reason

I lied. Moi is still on the pitch. I'm not over it.

Alright, I'm over that first half now. COYS

Let's be fair - no one read our lineup and thought to themselves "it's going to be a free flowing attacking performance tonight"

I know I say this at half time every game but FFS put on Mara and Edozie for Elyounoussi and Armstrong

Half time team talk "Ok let's go out and concede a 2nd then we'll go for it"

Can we tell Villa that we're ok with them bringing Bednarek on at half time?

On the plus side, it won't contribute to our points lost from winning positions stat

But they scored versus Saints so...

While I agreed with you at the time, I still blame you for this.

How about Elyounoussi starts on the bench and stays there?

Imagine how surprised Villa will be when we come out in the second half and attack

Coutinho is remembering his job is to cut inside and score worldies against Saints.

And we'll probably pick Mings for England on the basis of keeping Moi in his pocket.

Djenepo looks like a world beater when he's in full flight sometimes

Fuck of Carragher saying Coutinho has lost his way.

I know it's early in the evening for a saintsweb love in but I'm loving the humour that's bouncing around this place these days. Also, COYR 3-0 to Saints.

The terrifying thing is I only know one of those three are real.

And they've mentioned Prince William being a Villa fan. #princeofpegging

Oh god, watching Carragher remember the Queen is NOT what I would call compulsive television

Something about square pegs in round holes? 🤣

Apparently he wanted to move to Newcastle.