Dicko

LOL that was quality

Who needs enemies when you have a delightful sister like that

This.

 

Can't say I'll miss his face on the TV though. Always has me reaching for the contrast button!

That's so harsh, but very funny

First LOL of the day

6ft 6" and 11st 10? He'd probably snap like twig in a decent breeze!

He lives in Ocean Village, I've met a few times in Tesco Express

He is indeed very tall, and extremely skinny

He reminds of Reina, only 21, but already really bald

Am I alone in not rating Gillett. Sure, he runs everywhere but the end product not there. He's popular on here in part for the effort and energy he puts into his game, which is no bad thing, but IMO he flatters to deceive. Don't think he achieved much either when he went out on loan in the past. Average squad player at most.

No you're not alone

I think he's one of the least talented of our youngsters

The fact he's 4ft 6 doesn't help

With regards to Simon Gillett, AP has obviously seen him in training & perhaps thinks he's lacking in something other than just height

Football is all about opinions & I've read as equally as many SWF posters say they don't rate Gillett, as people thinking he's class

Colin Clarke and Ted McDougall would be the only two I think of right now... (apart from Telfer already mentioned)

Colin Clarke was from N Ireland

(or I have missed a joke there?)

It would be great if FM allowed Excel spreadsheets to interact with the game & capture information on screen regarding ratings & performances

Spanish football had a high profile death a couple of years back

Makes you wonder whether they use supplements that are harmful

I saw a fairly unknown film yesterday from the early 70's

Has anybody heard of a movie called 'Because of the Cats'?

It has a Clockwork Orange feel to it, but still very watchable if you get the chance

I went self-employed in July 2005

I've had some 'white knuckle rides' along the way, but my life is a million times better than before

The thought of sticking a suit on and charging up & down motorways all day, just to make somebody else money, sends shudders down my spine

It's a bit of a cliche, but most people regret what they haven't done in life, as opposed to the mistakes they actually made

This is the only life you'll get Minty, so whatever it is - Go for it!!

I want to hear about any financial/lifestyle risks you've taken, that you'd care to share. I'm about to take a risk and obviously will be working hard to make it work, but what about you?

 

I've read Richard Branson's book 'Screw it, let's do it' which is good, but also I've had some inspiration from a few other people, like the owner of a B+B in Scotland who sold her house, bought a B+B up there with no previous experience at all, and made it work. I know others who quit their jobs to go self-employed, or moved abroad for new jobs, and taken risks along the way. Some worked out, some didn't... what about you?

I done both (as our mutual friend will have told you)

There's a big retail park about 5mins walk from Kew station

I parked there for four hours a couple of years back with no problems

I went in 1977 as a kid with my folks

We had an old Vauxhall Viva, the monkeys caused so much damage to it, the insurance company wrote it off

£35? - that's cheaper than a few years back

In 2001, I regularly took my car over on business & it cost me £51 for a day return

A few weeks back, I took my car from Jersey to Weymouth & returned 4 days later -it cost £235 return

Perhaps IOW ferries aren't so expensive after all

I like the name 'Oi'

Walked past it yesterday & it was closed, I hadn't heard it had shut down

Another classic Southampton joint hits the buffers, bit gutted, had some amazing nights in there over the years

Does anyone have confirmation that it's officially finished?

I haven't received or heard a single tasteless joke about his passing.

Usually when someone famous dies, the jokes come thick and fast

A measure of the respect & love the whole football world had for him

For the example above with "a1" as the reference cell

 

=if(a1>80,"Saints",if(a1

 

Simples. Use conditional formatting if you want to change the style of font depending on the value in A1 - e.g. colour, size etc.

What if the figure doesn't refer to an different cell?

The IF statement I'm trying to create is in the same cell as the original formula

I can do it, almost...the cell displays a #N/A error when when the cell is blank though. I am sure that what you need to do might be more complicated than the example you have given....

Wow, that sounds pretty good mate

How did you do it?

I'm trying to get text to appear in a cell, dependent on a mathematical formula.

I can get the first part fine, but I'm trying to combine IF statements

e.g I want the cell to say "Saints" if the figure is above 80, "Pompey" if below 30, and to display no text at all if it's in between

Any ideas?

The secret in Conference North & South is getting top quality loan signings in

It's amazing how many of Saints youth team were prepared to spend a season on loan at Dorchester - McLaggon & Paterson both came on season loans

Haven't been for ages

How much is a return trip these days?

I don't blame the clubs for wanting to rake the money in

It makes me laugh when Sky are reporting at county championship matches, there's more journalists than spectators

Clearly the average cricket fan thinks the county championship is crap, a total waste of time

Therefore, counties have no option but to chase the pound

The streets of St Marys will be deserted