
St Steve
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Terry Hurlock
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Have a good one.
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I do hope no abuse was shouted at NC, its not a very nice thing to do.
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[Gaston:] Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with
the wrong man! No one says "no" to Gaston!
[LeFou:] Heh heh. Darn right.
[Gaston:] Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's
more than I can bear.
[LeFou:] More beer?
[Gaston:] What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
[LeFou:] Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself
together.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, **** or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
[Chorus:] No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
[LeFou:] No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
[Gaston:] As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
[Chorus:] My what a guy, that Gaston
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
[LeFou:] Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips
[Chorus:] No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
[Cronie:] In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
[bimbettes:] For there's no one as burly and brawny
[Gaston:] As you see I've got biceps to spare
[LeFou:] Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
[Gaston] (That's right!)
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
[Cronies:] No one hits like Gaston
[Townsman:] Matches wits like Gaston
[LeFou:] In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
[Gaston:] I'm espcially good at expectorating
(Ptooey!)
[Chorus:] Ten points for Gaston!
[Gaston:] When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
[Chorus:] No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
[LeFou:] Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
[Gaston:] I use antlers in all of my decorating
[Chorus:] Say it again
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
[LeFou:] And his name's G-A-S- T -
G-A-S-T - E -
G-A-S-T-O - oh!
[Chorus:] Gaston
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Hedge Ends ugly badly planned housing developments are spreading closer to the farm.
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It was silly to have the game at the same time as the Netley Marsh Steam Rally, thats where everyone was.
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Air Florida.
or Rank Xerox to some, best kit ever. So yes this one please.
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Marian is probably fed up with watching Saints from the sidelines, did enough of that when he was with us.
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Happy days, Britpop and Le Tissier at his best.
And after all your my wonderwall;
Look at those two nobodys watching Matt only but dreaming for an ounce of his skill.
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Funny enough I was in Boston just after we moved from the Dell (and just before this bloke took over the Red Sox) and when I visited the stadium I remember thinking it had a lot in common with The Dell (although on a U.S. Scale obviously). Interesting that he managed to make a tiny stadium work and even deliver a league title for the first time in 70 odd years, whereas we got a shiny new stadium and League 1, and now he's apparently looking at us for inspiration!
Fenway Park, lovely little ground very much The Dell of MLB. I was there when the Red Sox played the Yankees but lost out before the Yankees went on to the World Series. Great atmosphere wish I was there the years that they did progress and win. Also went on a tour around it, the red Sox fans will never let them move and it would be a shame if they ever did. Great pubs, bars, restaruants and clubs around the ground aswell.
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Alot of selfish *****s park in the residential streets off of Portsmouth Road before walking over the Itchen Bridge making it a nightmare for people who wish to park in their own road near their house when there is very little parking in the first place and the stupid ****ing council wont put up restrictive parking signs. What happened to the park and ride in Burseldon?
It seems more Saints fans live outside of the city and drive in, whos stupid idea was it to build a stadium in the city centre, should have been next to the moterway.
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I think he has done a good job of that site. With all the people moaning about paying for and using this site why dont you use the freehostia and install a php message board or wordpress and do your own site.
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I remember him giving it loads after scoring a hatrick (i think) down the Milton End before seating and everyone called him something but they would have any player.
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Let us praise God. O Lord...
O Lord...
Ooh, You are so big...
So absolutely huge.
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
And barefaced flattery.
But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Fantastic.
Amen.
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“There's no Messiah in here. There's a mess all right, but no Messiah.
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I posted on S4E from the very begining in 99/00, the forum was much more "laddy" in those days and much better fun. it changed after a season at SMS when all the new fans which never went to the Dell jumped on the bandwagon and started their tedious "Who's got a ticket for xxxxxx game?" threads where they would all excitedly talk about drinking three bottles of Alchopops and go on and on and on about how drunk they had been and who ws the drunkest. We had idiotic things like seating plans so forum members could see where each other were sitting at games. Gradually these soft, geeky types took over the forum to the point where like now, anything remotely controversial is immediately jumped on by the PC brigade.
The funniest time on the old S4e board when all the newbies joined up was a certain female poster PM'd me saying she was going to "make my life hell" because i had been allegedly bullying one of her fragile, delicate male friends on the forum, who was obviously incapable of looking after himself. This was nothing more than mild p*sstaking but a pathetic reponse.
That is spot on and sums it up nicely. S4E in the early days before SMS was great then along came the face paint.
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Another pointless thread wher one poster thinks his view may be lost in an existing thread so starts a new one. SOG I would have expected better of you. Take a leaf out of Delldays book and stop being a dull, pointless, annoying troll that would e doing himself a favour by standing in front of a train type posterI prefere post slike this, I see a tread with 1,2,3,4,5,5,6,7,8,9...22 I can not be arsed to even look at it.
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Lower west front row near the archers rd end for me best seats ever, miss being that close.
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Does anyone know who is going to die in the Queen Vic? dont PM me, I couldnt give a ****.
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This thread is s h i t but dont tell anyone its a secret.
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what a load of s h i t
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If you mean the serious types that are out doing time trials then they form little peletons. They do try to do these on quiet roads, usually out in the New Forest, but I think I know the types you mean; the ≤ 15mph lot probably. There you go, creating divisions in the cycling camp now I am....
Thats fine in the forest used to ride around it alot myself, its places like portsmouth road i hate.
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Dont you hate club cyclists that find they can not ride in a single file they have to ride side by side with thier mates. These are the ****s that think they own the road and do as much as possible to **** off motorists.
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Saintsforever.com ten years ago was full of the better posters, good old days.
Marian Pahars
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Always thought he was over rated and we should have got rid alot earlier than when we did.