I 'support' several teams - eg
Grimsby (because I lived there for years - I had a 'Harry the Haddock', which for anyone who knows anythig about fish was actually a Rainbow Trout (also bizarrly the picture on 'Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart is a Carp FFS).
Rushden and Diamonds (because my father-in -law (huge fan) took me when they played in a field and I watched the metioric rise and fall back).
Cambridge United because they are my local team for the last 18 years, a great club, and they have endured similar horrors to Saints at the moment.
Some of the best moments of my life.
Having said all that I would I would happily see them all dragged off to Rupert Lowes private rubber dungeon for days of abuse from his polo and shooting pals in exchange for a 98th minuite handball winner against Millwall.
COYR