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I have had a sh!tty cold for the best part of a week now and have been to work every day. People are moaning about catching it which is fair enough and I do feel guilty being there a little, but with my boss being my dad, I dont wanna take the p!ss and I am not bed ridden so feel I should be at work.
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Dont finish till 5.30pm on xmas eve. Return 5th, although I have to use 3 days holiday. However, I am off to Canada skiing, paid for by the boss so should be a good laugh! Just need some ferking snow!
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Sit kids on your knee?
Yes I have a lawyer
I was merely a child myself.
Anyhoo, I am not the kiddy fiddler, my client is
*Allegedly*
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Definitely. I thought the performance was top notch. Had to sit in a wheelchair and everything
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Coming down with it at the moment. Im playing 5 aside tonight though so I hope I can sweat it out.
Nose hasnt stopped running all day I have managed to fill half a bin with funky snot tissue
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Not nativity related, but I once played a spastic in a wheelchair for my GCSE Drama coursework. T'was an oscar winning performance. I said nothing, just made some nerrrr noises here and there for effect.
Teacher said the role was not really fulfilling my potential though
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cannot feel parts the left side of my body such as hand
When you cant feel your left hand, do you use it to knock one off, closing your eyes, pretending it is someone else?
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as was planned really, t'was ok
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i lol'd
+1
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Canada skiing, courtesy of my parents. Need snow though, apparently its lacking at the moment
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What he said, Great food, bars and things to do and see;) i've even got a decent hotel to recommend.
Cheap & cheerful = hotel vijaya
Nice/posh = victoria
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Last night over mates for pizza and playing wii
tonight pub for matres bday
tomorrow tidy house & super sunday
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One word.
Amsterdam
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SOLD to some pink loving girl on ebay for £32 including delivery. Mods, can this be locked now please. Ta
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Get in, come on the Germans!
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yea i was really confused by the title too. At a glance it came across as hoping one of the williams sisters of the tennis variety should die. anyway. RIP wee one, cant even imagine how the mother is feeling being only 18.
Ah, re-reading it now, I can see what you and Dog mean.
Mods can the title be changed to 'Baby Hope (One of the conjoined twins) dies'
Dont think that can be misleading.
Thanks
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R.I.P.
INS, the title threw me a bit.
How?
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SWF MarioKart competition anyone? I'll thrash all of you!
P.s. Why don't people who spend all day playing Fifa on the XBox go and buy a football?
You wouldnt stand a chance my friend. Pay your fiver so you can receive PM's or go over to the other muppet show to send a pm (See stevo's post on other thread) and gimme your MK code, ill whoop you
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There is only one thing sadder than Wii and that's Wii online.
Come on, there is nothing better than kicking a Jap or Yanks ass online!
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I have been told on various occasions, that I am the "bee's knees".
What I want to know is, do bees have knees?
Yes they looks like the dog's b*llocks though
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Oh, and my ranking is about 6,200. I rock.
I currently hover around the 6500 mark having got it up to 7500 only to lose it again, playing two player with my mate, the combination of a smaller screen and being inebriated, meant I lost points quicker than the bank of england base rate!
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I hate the concept of Wii. It's fundamental purpose seems to be for useless people at sport to be able to brag that they can now do a sport really well.
Funny you should say that, as although I am considered to be a Matt Le Tissier esk footballer (just waiting to be signed) I am totally she-hite at Golf, which was compounded by my 58 over par after 9 holes when i recently played.
However, I am better than Tiger himself on Wii Golf, my record being 8 under after 9 holes
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Hock
in The Lounge
I used to work with the son of the people who own the 'Lambrini' company. Was a gay Italian fella. FACT
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Have checked and I get the full cut
Who are you with Poshie?
There is a mouse in my bathroom.
in The Muppet Show
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I have a spider in my garage I have named Charlie.
Call the mouse Mickey