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Crouchie's Lawyer

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  1. I have had a sh!tty cold for the best part of a week now and have been to work every day. People are moaning about catching it which is fair enough and I do feel guilty being there a little, but with my boss being my dad, I dont wanna take the p!ss and I am not bed ridden so feel I should be at work.

  2. Coming down with it at the moment. Im playing 5 aside tonight though so I hope I can sweat it out.

     

    Nose hasnt stopped running all day I have managed to fill half a bin with funky snot tissue

  3. Not nativity related, but I once played a spastic in a wheelchair for my GCSE Drama coursework. T'was an oscar winning performance. I said nothing, just made some nerrrr noises here and there for effect.

     

    Teacher said the role was not really fulfilling my potential though

  4. yea i was really confused by the title too. At a glance it came across as hoping one of the williams sisters of the tennis variety should die. anyway. RIP wee one, cant even imagine how the mother is feeling being only 18.

     

    Ah, re-reading it now, I can see what you and Dog mean.

     

    Mods can the title be changed to 'Baby Hope (One of the conjoined twins) dies'

     

    Dont think that can be misleading.

     

    Thanks

  5. SWF MarioKart competition anyone? I'll thrash all of you!

     

    P.s. Why don't people who spend all day playing Fifa on the XBox go and buy a football?

     

    You wouldnt stand a chance my friend. Pay your fiver so you can receive PM's or go over to the other muppet show to send a pm (See stevo's post on other thread) and gimme your MK code, ill whoop you

  6. Oh, and my ranking is about 6,200. I rock.

     

    I currently hover around the 6500 mark having got it up to 7500 only to lose it again, playing two player with my mate, the combination of a smaller screen and being inebriated, meant I lost points quicker than the bank of england base rate!

  7. I hate the concept of Wii. It's fundamental purpose seems to be for useless people at sport to be able to brag that they can now do a sport really well.

     

    Funny you should say that, as although I am considered to be a Matt Le Tissier esk footballer (just waiting to be signed) I am totally she-hite at Golf, which was compounded by my 58 over par after 9 holes when i recently played.

     

    However, I am better than Tiger himself on Wii Golf, my record being 8 under after 9 holes

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