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  1. Loada b0ll0x!!

     

    Something that amazes me about some of my fellow human beings is how they try to scientifically prove almost everything.....and then randomly decide that there's a fat bloke in the sky looking down on us, and that dead people speak to us using a glass and a little games board. What the f00k is rational about dead people contacting us through a board game?!!!

     

    With ouija boards..... all wear blindfolds and get someone (an onlooker) to read out what is being spealt. I guarantee it will be a load of s**t because you can't choose where you want it to go!

     

    (Rant over- I may add I've never actually done the ouija thing but my opinions are based on rational/basic thoughts and I'd love to be proved wrong if I tried it!)

     

    Try it then, but with people serious about doing it rather than mates just up for a laugh?

     

    The thing about ouija boards is that they imply that spirits of dead people are able to physically affect glasses or other such things that can be pushed around the board.

     

    If this is the case, surely they would then be able to move other physical objects as well? And if so, why doesn't the spirit of Ted Bates use this power to re-direct all of Saints' off-target shots so they go in?

     

    Have you not seen Poltergeist?

     

    On a serious note though, its not happened to me, but you hear all the time about doors being slammed and objects moving so its not just the glass on the ouija board.

  2. An extract from the Thread 'Ouija Boards' found in TMS...

     

    My missus and her family are all into the heebie jeebie things and do them on a regular basis. They normally use either cut up letters or scrabble letters!

     

    I have done only one before and it was surreal. I have always thought there would be someone pushing the glass, but knowing her family I knew the glass was moving on its own. It was spinning around and around in a circle motion. Lasted about 30 mins.

     

    It was my missus's Grandad who we were talking to, however they asked if any of my relatives where there and my Nan came through. Some questions were asked which I would only know the asnwer too and they were answered correctly which led me to be more of a believer.

     

    I have heard a lot of stories about them though which were not as good experiences.

  3. Edgy?

     

    Lol at the way the little fella runs, he has bowed legs. I wonder how he understands where to take things? (Im sure it may explain, but I have no sound!).

     

    I would laugh if he started beating the hell out of the people sat on the table though

  4. only post if serious tobuy

     

    I think you screwed up your chances of selling it on here mate. You had a perfectly good buyer and agreed a price for said product then sold half of it without consulting the buyer you had agreed to sell it to!

     

    Then you have the cheeck to try and sell it again.

     

    Good luck though :rolleyes:

  5. live the life of one person, other than yourself (person doesnt have to still be alive), who would it be?

     

    Mine would be Hugh Heffner, obvious reasons. The old codger has bedded some stunners, and he is loaded (think there may be a link there) but I bet he has had a fun life!

  6. Throwing sh*t out the window on the peasants below, yeah I could cope with that!

     

    I would move back to the 60's as MB says, it had its perks. However, dont think the 70's, would have been much fun over and above what I have now, and I grew up in the 80's and 90's anyway.

     

    The one thing I would say is that im a bit of a lazy sod, so going back in time, where there would be no temptation of xbox, PS, Wii, Laptop's, DVD's etc etc etc would mean I would be a hell of a lot more active and therefor in better shape!

     

    I'd probably be a bit more handy round the house too!

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