the stain

We have carpet because it keeps your feet warm and I have the ability not to p*ss all over the floor. If you cannot control your urine direction then there is something wrong with either your coordination or your penis.

Are they edible?

From what I've heard Benali was/is angry because Cortese changed the carpet in the toilet to tiles (because he says it is more hygienic). Benali had only recently put the carpet in and was angry to find it thrown in the front garden when he went round to collect the rent. But what really upset him was that Cortese had apparently been smoking (best not ask what he was smoking ) in the house when the tenancy agreement clearly states no smoking. They had a confrontation on the doorstep and Cortese apparently threatened Benali so Benali went off and came back a few hours later with Le Tissier and Mark Dennis. They all started throwing eggs at Corteses car and shouted things at him. Clearly a personal issue that has nothing to do with the club and needs resolving before it does any more damage.

The idiot deserved a good kicking. Other players should have joined in.

I went to Palma Nova in September, it was nice, or the hotel Hawaii was, well it was good for the price, right near BUT out of Magaluf and Palma Nova.

I thought you liked Gibralter?

I like it and think we should all do the MoPo dance move when we score. It's basically like the Mobot. Well, it is the Mobot, but wouldn't it look great if all the stadium was dressed like MoPo, MoPo masks and what have you, doing the Mobot.

Are you trying to be Bearsy...sadly you are not

Nos, I ams nots. What a stranges things to says. Where's my mate tokes?

Who are you trying to be Old*****?

If its alright for the Queen to kill Princess Di then it's alright for Harry to kill the Taliban.

However, if he killed innocent civilians, then I'm sure his mother would be turning in her grave. After all she campaigned against the landmines didn't she, god bless her. She saw that blowing innocent people up in the name of war was wrong, so if her son has shot anyone who was not Taliban, she is going to kick his ass when he goes to heaven, or wherever she is.

My Aunt was being mugged once by a couple of bad lads when GN and his girlfriend past. GN stepped in and punched one of the criminals in the face and sent the other sprawling to the floor with a kick to the stomach. He was a proper hero. The only thing that ruined it was when he asked my aunt to join him and his girlfriend in a threesome. My aunt said she couldn't because she had just been shopping and had some frozen goods that needed to go in the freezer. He swore at her, called her ungrateful and walked off.

£30m doesn't begin to buy you a team of Premiership players.

It does "begin" to do exactly that.

Is it a direct letter or an open letter? I think a direct letter goes straight to the intended recipient but anyone can read an open letter and it's not sent directly to them.

FERK ME! Does it matter who manages the team, as long as we are successful!!

So you'd be happy if Jimmy Savile had led us to promotion from the Championship? Or if Josef Fritzl had been in charge when we won the JPT? I think it does matter.

Id like to see Adkins release his own video, showing him being happy as he goes about his new life. Maybe a shot of him going into Waitrose, flashing his compensation and buying some good wine. Or maybe of him running around the snow or making a Richard chaplow snowman.

We should all enter the stadium wearing Cravats and then simultaneously remove them and wave them about.

Harry can **** off, rather has this chap. I hope he does well.

**** right off you foreign *****

Why don't you **** off, you racist *****?

You hope we get relegated and go broke ??

 

Mental

its not mental. Its called rebirth. Hopefully one with some humanity and respect.

Spot on.

 

And I have always find it strange that people here love and trust Marcus on one hand and then despite and attacking Cortese about almost everything.

If Marcus trusted in him, I most definitely will do.

 

That doesn´t mean that I like every decision, but it´s about the big picture after all....

Markus was an hero to all of us and is now an angel, looking down upon us, taking photos with his trusty camera.

cortese is an evil man, finding new ways to upset saints fans.

If only Markus was still with us everything would be fine.

Been told before that the Liebherrs are not fans of cortese and that he was not as close to markus as he made out.

who told you that?

Turkish

This is like going out with a great girl, but then her dad decides its not meant to be and sends her away. Who's going to **** me off now?

I couldn't give a ****. This club sucks ball bags.

Unbelievable. I feel like I don't really care about this club anymore.

I'm gonna **** you up.

I am now officially at war.

I'm not at war with anyone.

Haha

 

@RBFlemma: Hopefully this is the last "i as far as I know" tweet on Forren, but he will sign for Southampton tomorrow. If not I'll eat something silly

Ive tweeted him a photo of my penis.

He was a legend until he started messing with Nicola. He's just another ex player chump now.