Jimmy Gabriel's Halo
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When are you going to realise that nothing you say has any credibility and anything you might post that has any connection to the truth is going to be disregarded? given all the previous crap you've come out with.. Why do you do it to yourself? What do you gain by making yourself look like an idiot on a messageboard full of people who already think you're an idiot? How much time of your life that you could have spent with your family have you wasted on here? You're the biggest loser I have ever come across
I'm not having that.
There's one in Eastbourne...!!
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A couple of songs from the Ivor Biggun LP - "The Winkers Song" and the other one about farting. And assuming I don't die without warning I shall be recording a speech which will start off with me sounding like I'm banging on the coffin lid...."let me out, let me out, I feel much better now...!"
For some unknown reason though Mrs JGH objects.
I have no idea why.
I think it's funny.
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Last day - down to the wire I'm afraid. It's 2 from 3.
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...and just to pee off the skates even more the train service between Portsmouth and Brighton is severely disrupted today because of engineering works so the journey time from Fratton is about 2 and a half hours just to Brighton plus the journey to Falmer. Extra buses are being laid on where the line is closed but I really wouldn't want to be doing that journey myself...
Which is why I have to drive to Southampton today and not have a beer or three in The Angel...
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It really is a disease that runs through them. If I remember the conversation correctly Steve (alcohol permitting......) he mailed through two pieces of card and insisted that there was a fiver between them? But naturally there must have been something amiss through the postal system, yet the envelope was untampered. Curious.
Hmm... I had an ex-sister in law tried a similar stunt to that - on members of her own family I might add...."Oh, the cheque in the envelope must have fallen out of the bag.."
She turned out to be SO Walter Mitty/Billy Liar that my brother was awarded custody of their kids...
That really is so LOW Corp.
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Does anyone know if it's possible to buy men's winklepicker Chelsea boots or shoes in Southampton and, if so, where ?
I thank you.
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Brighton fan suggests 'Pound for Pompey' bucket appeal next Saturday at AMEX...
http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?233212-Pound-4-Pompey-Appeal
Brighton fan gets slaughtered!!! Some brilliant lines here. My personal favourites:
but these is too much like a Heroin addict asking for £20 for food, when you know they have a history of always spending it on smack
Heartless the lot of you I am in full agreement with the bucket idea we should all dig deep and full the buckets to the brim. Then go to the bookies and stick the ****ing lot on some ****ing knackered old horse who is just about to die. Would it not be the same outcome by giving it to pompey.
Good to read that more fans are understanding the severity of their actions.
Call me stupid but I fail to see how a collection of buckets would be of any use to anyone let alone the skates.
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But then you're typical of the boring, middle aged, middle class 'fans' that dominate these forums but have little in common with the ordinary, match going supporter.
At it again Sour mash ?
You're a very nawty boy !!
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Oh deer,how sad,never mind (in a welsh acksent) if i make spelling mestakes on porpose then the real ones won't be picked up by all the f*****g teachors on heer.
Teachors..........another name for police.
I don't tell teachors how to do spaniels (spanners) Ok so leeve it,(i can't type and this takes me ages,usally the subject has moved on so much my posts meen nouthing)
Anyway portsmuff go bye bye. New portsmuff start kicking a ball around in a field over on the dark side,many years pass and all the little six fingered gypsies don't wanna sea Ringwood come to town much rauther go to the beautiful plaice and watch liverscouse loo's to the gloriuoce SAINTS,tyme goos bye and moor and moor little gypsies opt for wearing stripes whist driving their horse and trap to market.As time passes more and moor of the beautiful city rubs off on them, tattoo's are spelt correctlee,caravans become a thing of the past,"watts lucky heather dad" ? asks Tyson without swearing,things stay where they are instead of dissapeering in the night,lead remains on church roofs and as a result Hampsheer improves enormouslyness (i like that word).
Everyone's a winner, portsmuff in the baloo square thingy 1500 loyal pikeeys, no debt, copper cable remains where it should,the holly in the forest isn't rapped every November and our gloriuooose stadium has two increese to 56000 to accomadete the massive catchment area that Southampton Football Club has inherited
God Bless HMRC
Are you, even by the smallest teensiest weensiest chance, related to Mack Rill no matter how distantly.....?
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Because you'll then realise that a few fans chipping in to save the club would be like trying to drain the Solent using a leaky thimble.
On a very rainy day.
Are you Jeremy Clarkson by any chance ?
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More interested in what we do, if Pompey go down so be it, we are going up so why should I care, we won't be playing them again for a while in the league. Wish people would stop fixating with a tin-pot team down the road, we have bigger fish to fry.[/QUOTE]
I see what you did there
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Wake up to 5Live in the mornings cos I like to know what's happened whilst I've been ZZZZZing and as I drive a lot I listen to that or a CD or 2 during the morning. Other times (like right now) it's Planet Rock and Jazz FM on DAB (particularly recommend Robbie Vincent on Jazz FM on Sunday mornings). Solent for Saints away and for those of you dissing them you should try listening to some other local radios - the sports coverage on Solent is pretty good compared to some others. For those on t'interweb I can also recommend FIP Radio - it's a French station playing non stop music of any type from opera to heavy rock to punk to soul to jazz... anything and everything and no chat except for their news once an hour. Anyone living in Brighton will be able to hear this on FM as somebody in town is boosting the signal.
Other than that nada. Here we are in 2012 and mainstream radio is still pretty carp.
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Again, Corp, could you please manage just 1 of your 881 posts without 'p1ssing yourself'.
Yes, i always wondered why he felt it necessary to discuss his toilet habits in the public domain.
I'll bet the carpet in his house is very worn out and stinks of p1ss.
A bit like TCWTB probably.
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Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles
Hmmm, sounds a bit fishy to me. Very apt Mr Trousers.
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Bottles of **** and balloons full of human ****. And used jam rags and condoms full of spunk.
You'd better start now then or you'll never have enough by April....
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WRONG
You do know that CSI looked into buying Rangers don't you?
Was reported in the press at the time and mentioned on Ruma mafia
Yeah, Phil, I remember that but the situation was a bit different then - I don't think either club was in the situation they both find themselves in right now at the same time and I was assuming a real, honest billionaire buyer might emerge and consider them in the way I have described. It was meant to be tongue in cheek but maybe I didn't make that clear.
I think I know which one I'd go for if I was in the position to do so - what about you ?
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Now here's a conundrum for the blue few to have nightmares about: let's assume both Glasgow Rangers and *ortsmouth do go into admin later this week and let's assume both are available to buy at knock-down prices as a result and let's also assume there may be a willing buyer in the form of a mega billionaire out there willing to make a small fortune from his already large fortune.
One of these clubs has a huge, passionate but possibly bordering on the insane, fan base: a long, if not that successful, history of European cup football: many league championships and domestic cup wins; a proper infrastructure, youth set-up and a well known world brand name.
The other one is.............. well, *ortsmouth.
Which one would he buy ?
Hmmmmm. Difficult one, that.
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Sorry guys, ignore the above. It was a llama according to BBC South today.
My bad (is that right ?)
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Lallana went missing on his way to Barca but I hear he's been found in a field in the country.
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Japan to England, he's bloody lucky. I moved Hampshire to Sussex an I'm still struggling with the culture shock. D'ya know the women play Stoolball over here, an dress like cricketers in short skirts???
Oy - watch it Prof. I'm Sussex born and bred. No 'ampshire 'ogs 'ere thank you..
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As Jos is now injured - ham-string ? what 3 weeks out ? - the requirement for more cover at CB has now become urgent. So what odds on Matt Mills or St Leger coming here ? Both did well for Leicester last night, albeit against our off colour forward line, but there are newspaper reports of Nigel Pearson wanting rid of Sven's high cost, high earning signings and either of those two may well be on their bikes. We could do a lot worse.
I did regret losing Mills when we did as I thought he would turn out OK despite him thinking he was too good for us. But we do need cover and quickly.
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Some of the phew have caught on:
One of them wants the council to make Nottarf Krap a Listed Building, which would save it from demolition without Listed Building Consents.
Bearing in mind how ancient that place is it might not be as daft as it sounds...
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tell me how you would have felt if the FL had relegated us by 9 divisions? Yes the skates seem to continually take the ****, but don't ever forget that we also ****ed up our own finances and went into administration.
Chez, I would have felt absolutely gutted as would we all. But if those are the rules, those are the rules and they have to apply to everyone regardless. When I quoted the example of Richmond they were one of the top sides at the time equivalent to any of the top 4 in the EPL today. Imagine the earth shattering consequences should admin happen to one of those under the RFL rules.
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Went to the rugby today to watch my home town side Worthing play Launceston in National League 2 South which, if you don't know, is at level 4 in the rugby hierarchy. Here's an interesting comparison to see how the RFU deals with clubs in financial difficulty. Last season Launceston went into admin and were docked 20 - TWENTY - points which resulted in their relegation from National League 1. They were only relegated becaus eof this points deduction.
And to show even further how the RFU has the b@lls to deal with this sort of thing in 1999 Richmonf RFC, one of the top sides and the first to embrace the new professional era in rugby, went into admin when their major backer pulled out. As a result of this they were relegated NINE, yes NINE tiers down having to start again at a VERY low level. They are now also in the same league as Worthing and are currently top of NL2S having fought their way back from virtual oblivion.
Why, one asks, do not the EPL and FL have the b@lls to do the same thing ?
Oh, by the way Worthing won 24 - 16 having been 16 - 12 down until 2 minutes from time. It was a good afternoon.
Pompey Takeover Saga
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We don't want them here thank you very much, Mr Buctootim....!!
This is not actually our non league footy team which is Worthing F.C. and plays in Div 1 South of the Isthmian League. It's a massive new project aimed at youth development in the town and surrounding area, part lottery funded I believe. Nevertheless, impressive facilities for the nippers when finished. Which wouldn't last long if those fishy fokkers got anywhere near it.