OttawaSaint

Uguchukwu is absolutely appauling. Awful.

And probably got more shots on target than this Saints team...

MLG Alert: It depends on how you define "target".

I'd award Wolves a penalty for that.

What does that go to the tune of? I'm guessing a Smiths song.

He'll be shown the door but will just shuffle slowly left right and backwards and never go through it.

Probably due to corruption.

YAWN. This brand of Saints football is so effing tedious.

Me.

What a joke.

Sooo, no foul near half way line then? Corrupt. Winners were decided before kickoff. Whatever makes more £s for EPL...

I think all we do is 5 yard passes to Bednarek and THB and the rest of the time is spent deciding who trims Russ' beard and who cleans his beard combs.

Fanny fanny fanny...

Scored a goal, not allowed. Was disallowed, yes, but rules are rules. A risky backpass to Bednarek was on and he ignored it.

Oh my sweet summer child...

How? Everton goal was offside.

It's not football, it's just pointiess wanking without ejaculation.

And defence Midfield Martin and his ludicrous subs Referee and VAR

Yeah. Went and made another cup of coffee and some scrambled egg and toast. Probably didn't miss anything. In the past I'd have been glued to the action. The lack of action is increasing my apathy.

*checks notes* No...no we haven't...

MLG mode. But time continues so it's just the passing of time. I can't be added or subtracted.

I don't believe in position. I beleive in fluid sexy football!

Fixed

Where do I live? In the UK Actually no, I live in South Western Quebec. So do I live in UK because I spent the majority of my time there? Or...

He's making a name for himself.