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A good day for once.

Who could say. Today was better than last week but Weatherly needs replacing and Brown and even Dawson need to bat lower, after Mayes.

Mayes and Lehmann cutting loose. Good watch.

111/3 now. Jogging along but Yorkshire are bowling pretty well and we've had a few near misses.

Same team as last week. Weatherly once again proving that he is not a div1 opening batter. Just cannot comprehend why anyone would think he is. Perhaps his Gran is picking the team nowadays.

I think we just gave up, we were never going to save the game anyway.

Journeymen? Cook is a good bowler, better than anything we had in this game. Quick,straight and gets mouvement. Critchley, well that's Roy of the Rovers stuff innit.

Well we suspected that might be the case. That's not the problem, why can't we do anything about it is. A lot of players in the evening of their careers and very,very little coming through really. The Alberts and Middletons aren't all that young by sports standards. Our bowling wasn't anywhere near good enough, there's no way our batting was going to get anywhere near saving the follow on. Prest and Gubbins made a bit of a stand in our second innings but the rest ....

Substandard side. Unexplainable really. Nothing new,no known problem addressed once again.

Why is Weatherly still here? Totally incomprehensible. Never been any good really but still gets a game.

Shambles. Lehmann stupid stroke, Brown just left it to hit the stumps. 54/5

We might have been better served if the game hadn't restarted. Gubbins bowled 3rd ball, he really isn't an opener. Just don't understand leaving 3 openers out of the side. Apparently the new coach is a bit harder on them than the old one. Must have seen stuff that displeased him I suppose.

But apparently subs have to be like for like. I think they said that you can't replace a batter with a pace bowler. Still out in the field, Essex nigh on 400 on the board and looking to be in an armchair. As KJ said this morning, we're probably a senior bowler short.

Although from what I've seen this afternoon this perhaps looks about right. The bowling isn't very good so far. Jack and the new chap don't look like world beaters. Whatever happened to Turner ?

Didn't catch what he said about Orr, but KJ says Albert and Middleton didn't make the team although fit. Albert was fielding a couple of minutes ago. Not a bad start but the bowlers now look to be labouring, decent wicket perhaps. KJ has also just said "Staying up will be seen as job done". Nothing like a bit of ambition then !!