CabbageFace

Jillyanne,

My love, I have tried with all my being

to grasp a form comparable to thine own,

but nothing seems worthy;

I know now why Shakespeare could not

compare his love to a summer’s day.

It would be a crime to denounce the beauty

of such a creature as thee,

to simply cast away the precision

God had placed in forging you.

Each facet of your being

whether it physical or spiritual

is an ensnarement

from which there is no release.

But I do not wish release.

I wish to stay entrapped forever.

With you for all eternity.

Our hearts, always as one.

C_F

He hates me being quiet and I have the other two covered (when he's here.. i'm not going to barge into his kitchen and start rummaging around!). Thanks for the info though. Looks like i'll have to purchase him extra presents. But I will show him this thread and ask him if i'm covered and therefore don't have to buy him christmas presents now. I think I know what the answer will be though.

thats what you think, he will never be satisfied unless you start spicing stuff up, shove some Paprika on your rat one night.

Hence why I haven't bought him any gadgets. I leave that to him unless he tells me exactly what he wants. I will keep the receipts for the surprise presents I do get him. We have been very good friends for a couple of years now and are both really relaxed with each other. I won't care less if he doesn't like it and we will enjoy going shopping together to take it back and get him a replacement. So, it might actually be good if one of us wants to take something back!

The only present he wants is you too be quiet and get in the kitchen and put out sometimes.

Easy to do. Why make such a fuss about it?

If you have to use a bus because you are so poor then its your own fault.

the only point of women in this world is to be a spunk'd in and thats it.

They are moron's that cannot never think or be as important as a man, there thought patterns mimic rabid goats.

But other than that they are ok.

Left4Dead is the ****. Best co-op game i've played. I have not played it split screen co-op but have heard it is awesome, well it's Valve, when is anything they made not awesome?

Its dull.

FACT

CabbageFace in conversation with a friend:-

Been chatting to a 14 year old girl on the internet, she is funny, sexy and flirty, she now tells me she is an undercover cop....How cool is that at her age

Well done for cracking a quality joke Michael Barrymore.......

I wish i was stuck in 1995, MR INTERWEB COOLMAN.

No we dont!.....Unless you are a asylum seeker (IE you have raped murdered robed or some other crime in your native country. (so they is after your ass)

Or you are one of our new Eastern block brothers. Unfortunately if you are native to this country when you sit down Cap in hand in front of your DHS officer He or She gives you the hound dog look, opens out the palms of there hands, Sucks air sharply through there teeth, and says (Cant help yer!):mad:

So why are 75% of people on the dole English born?

Nothing is cool about drink driving, as it wasn't me that took the test how do you intepret that I am trying 'too look cool on the internet' that said knobjockey tell me how do you 'look' cool on the internet

Not by the way you are acting on here, come back when you have grown up, MR CYBER COOLMAN.

Pot, kettle etc

Yeah im strange, you are a cyberwarrior and im scared of you e-presence, beat me up mush, braaap.

Biggish.

Dr Who?

What is that?

Icelandic for "touch my gland"

Don't know why he wasn't but can assure he was not. Fact(as some on here type)

Because you are making it up too look cool on the internet.

Get a life, toolsack.

Dislike Drink drivers greatly, however, about 17 years ago when stupid got into a mates car who had just drunk about 4-6 pints of cider, we were pulled over at a 'stop check' he did the copper thing and the breathalizer failed to give a reading, not all clear not positive simply failed to give a reading the same on the second attempt.

In that case he would have been taken to the local cop shop and tested on a proper machine.

FACTOID.

Shouldnt this have been posted in the Music/Film forum?

You tell us, d1ckwad.

Try putting a mirror above your tv, you hideous freak, then you may laugh at something.

xxx

Yes, in the evening.

Can you touch my gland?

You are boring.

Only her face...

I would love to Bukake Jillywillysaintaine.

What is everyone having then? I am now going to my mums rather than staying on my own as she is now not going to Spain. She has decided to bin off the turkey and tells me we are having roast lamb.

 

You lot?

So im not coming over?!

Can someone say 'Who's there?' please?

F{-}ckle off

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Tis true I tell ya, many a crew member on the ships I have crewed have done it before being breathalized (sp) by the captain and it has worked.

Doesnt work. FACT.

Look it up on Mythbusters, the guy got wasted, sucked a 2p coin and it didnt make one bit of difference.

FACTOIDISMISH

If you ever find yourself with the police pulling you over and you know you will be over the limit, suck a 2 pence piece hard in your mouth and the breathalizer (sp) won't be able to pick up the alcohol in your breath - true story.

Proved to be a lie by Mythbusters, along with Mouthwash, Smoking a cig, eating a pack of mints.

Also, why are you engouraging drink driving? The worst thing anyone can do!!!

:-) to be a glory hunter, surely there has to be glory?!?!? Can't see it myself ;-)

SHut it glory boy.