Colbury

He stands at over 6'3 Pelle Pelle

He'll take us to the champions league Pelle Pelle

Infront of goal he'll make you pay

Turning most straight fans slightly Gay

Graziano Southamptons goal machine

Not sure if already posted but just stumbled across a great Pelle interview...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnkFfPUxf5o

Shock, Pelle when given decent service is good.

Got bored and stopped reading after 2 paragraphs.

Chambers isn't as good as Clyne let alone Shaw

Shame we're not going to have any players left to train there now it's finally finished.

He was outside waiting for his mates to come out afterwards.

So it appears he was jut slung out as opposed to nicked.

I'd like this to happen, if only for the chance to sing the Rosie Webster song Swansea fans used to sing for him.

Much better than Lallana so yes please.

Liquidator at WBA, in their first season back in prem. atmosphere was incredible that day.

I interviewed kelvin once

I bet he was bored sh*tless.

Had a 3-4 game period where he was unplayable. Other than that he was either poor or very average.

Well happy with this.

Hilarious to think he was written off by most of the helmets on here after the West Ham / Spurs games as not being good enough..

"Not the answer, we need another keeper"

"boruc is sh*t" etc

Well done Artur for proving the clueless mongs wrong.

Song if he signs? Think Swansea sung this;

Scotty Sinclair

Scotty Sinclair

He sh*gs Rosie Webster

And Sally don't care

He is a good cook apparently. Rather needy though.

Seriously, who gives a f*ck?

I care about how good he is at football.

I liked it when he smashed Downing in a 50/50 down in the corner towards the end.

I preferred the "sign on sign on with a pen in your hand coz you'll never get a job you'll never get a job a job"

Yeah, because it was really original of us that.

His p*ss poor finishing has cost us points this season. Couldn't finish his dinner,

Lol @ the numpties on here saying he wasn't good enough when he first signed.

He will be number one next season back in the championship.

Personally not a fan of the whole scum army thing. However if some want to adopt/sing it then that's up to them.

Same reason spurs sing "Yid" Army. Yids started off as a derogatory term aimed at them by Arsenal supporters.

Also, if the chap stood next to the steps in row F, wearing the green jumper, gets to read this, don't start slagging off Northerners so much when 4 of them are stood next to you. My son, who you really wouldn't want to mess with, was disappointed that you moved for the 2nd half, he was looking forward to correcting your opinion.

He didn't fancy saying/doing it at the time then?

Thought QPR would be back in for him with Derry and Ferdinand on their way out of the door this weekend.

Have you just made the Derry part of that up?

He signed a 1 year contract extension last week.

to the tune of westlifes flying without wings

 

Everybody's looking for a something

One thing that makes it all complete

You'll find it in the strangest places

Places you never knew it could be

 

Some find it in the face of their children

Some find it in their lover's eyes

Who can deny the joy it brings

When you've found that special thing

it's Morgan schniderlin

Not ...One Morgan Schniderlin clap clap clap clap ?

Beware of anyone who begins their sentence "I understand".

 

If you really understand something, just state it. And just begin your statement with the next word along.

 

Or start your sentence with "I'm guessing" or "I'm hearing" or "My hunch is"...

 

It is the most bizarre, non-qualification ever.

Agree.. But you've got to remember that Peach is a moron.