all is not lost, my lovlies

[Oz]

I, the great OZ, predict many things for sfc in the coming days/weeks/years.

 

martin cranie will score a club record of five own goals in the euefa cup final. this beats basil hayward's previous best. guy askham loses all his shekels in the credit crunch and is declared a bankrupt pauper. fulthorpe wins the euro roll over lottery of 400 million euros. ali dia has been given a bionic body. charlie wayman makes a comeback. matt le tiss is cloned as a young man. bwp plays 90 mins without being off side once. gareth and theo come back due to technicalities in their original contracts. george burley says sorry. barclays forego the sms mortgage on the grounds of customer relations pompey have to pay double for their ground, to cover. and mr. lowe...................blast i just woke up!