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Jack Stephens, lounge lizard

He played 34 matches in the Championship season

Yeah, what were we thinking. I'm sure the club won't mind a bit that this has been leaked.

You seemed to be intimating that the leaked list of names who could charge to Spors account came from an agent?

Well, he's an agent you can certainly trust with sensitive transfer information.

Pefect for us then, we do like a limp

Widdecombe?

I agree, I think he's improved a lot since his last time in the PL.

2nd best thing would be convincing Atalanta to spaff millions of Pounds on the headless wonder

In addition to positions, there are certain attributes that the team as a whole is lacking which we should be looking to bring in. Leadership is something we have sadly lacked since Fonte left. Physicality is another characteristic that we fail on and something that is especially needed in the Championship (and the PL). Finally, stamina was proved to be sadly lacking last year. So, hopefully the incoming players would be extremely fit and alongside that Will Still will be getting the retinue fit over the summer.

Was this copied from Chatgpt

Probably initial concern followed by huge delight when they performed as well as Mbeumo.

Sounds a bargain at that price

Can you book a haircut for the latest gossip, please

You said it all for me