I agree with Scudamore about people doing really bad things to the groom, surely the point is for the loads of friends to have a good laugh before it becomes difficult to all get together again, cucumber up bum is rediculous as is the train to milan, if I have to do whta hatch had to do although most embarrrassing I will be delighted to get away with just that and make it home safely next friday.
If i'm not online by next saturday please call an ambulance.