bridge too far

screwdriver

large

vodka (again!)

celsius

frigid

LOL at this from the BBC Election twitter: Conservative Party chairman Eric Pickles tweets: Labour's celeb guest, dead and buried just like their election campaign, actually this Elvis has more life than their campaign. John Prescott's response: To be fair, there have probably been more sightings of Elvis than either Osborne or Grayling in this election!

mwah

goodnight

rapid

measured

balanced

pier

Maybe it's an ironc pop at people who think 'celebrity' matters in politics?

p*rtsmuff

Bizarre isn't it? She was OK when we brought some balloons home from a football match when she was 7 months old but she really suffers now. It's hard trying to explain to a 2 year old that she can't play with balloons. Oh and weasel = words

But I didn't want to rake over the old ones.

I thought it was tine we had a pun or two

Elvis

Apparently they've gone there with the intention of having a pitch invasion - all 100 of them They've all got referee whistles too. Gosh that'll make everyone change their minds about them

Oh don't We've just discovered my 2 year old granddaughter is allergic to balloons. She looks like Lesley Ash ATM Anyway................. pop

You might have to FORK out for another one.

No other box suit you then TDD?

No - I think 'sandals' would have been spelt properly

http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/8333/1271945989/libdem.jpg

I noticed he wouldn't answer the point about a potential rise in VAT. The NI 'tax on jobs', whilst not a good thing, is preferable to a rise in VAT. This is because a VAT rise will affect people on low and fixed incomes and pensions disproportionally. Low earners and pensioners pay far more from their disposable income on VAT on goods and services than do the better off, proportionally.