Southner

Just before we take a corner against Wolves, someone shout "Hands up if you want Jones out". Prowsey will signal by chucking his hand(s) up before taking the corner, and it'll look like he's joining in. It'll be absolute scenes and incredible lols. Many rofls would be had.

Fair play to Newcastle. What a lot of people don't seem to realise is that Newcastle fans REALLY like football. They don't just attend home games, but some go to away fixtures too. They deserve some silverware because they're one of just a handful of clubs that haven't won anything for a while, so they want it more than anyone else. The rest of the footballing country should be ashamed of themselves. You can't want it as much as Newcastle - stop being so entitled. They deserve it. Amazing how pundits can make a living licking hole.

Agreed. Similar to American football - taken off, temporary sub brought on, and injured player evaluated until they're deemed okay/not okay to continue. Would stop instances like last year's World Cup where Iran's defender tried getting his keeper to get on with the game even though he'd suffered a head injury, and was clearly in no state to continue.

Hopefully drown the Kop out with some bangin' psalms.

True, and to be fair, if the defender wasn't there to clear the first of his two quick fire attempts off the line, he would've likely missed the target, so thankfully the defender spared his blushes.

We can score penalties, so we just need to draw fouls in the box from here on, and we'll escape the drop. Simple. I don't think we should be relying on Theo to get goals from open play.

Well this is a trip down memory lane...