How about this to the tune of "I got stripes" by Johnny Cash..
 
	 
 
	I got stripes, stripes around my shoulders
 
	I got Saints, Saints they are my team
 
	I got stripes, stripes around my shoulders
 
	Oh Che, Oh Che
 
	The Scot who scores for fun...
 
	 
 
	I've got lines for JWP, Broja, Long, Tino and Perraud as well!