St. Ciervo

Stay tuned. Nothing suggesting this is rock bottom yet.

Elon Musk?

I want to see him get on. Our forwards have stopped running for the most part. Let someone with anything to prove have a jog at it.

Could have fit a semi-truck through that gap... 0-3 still flatters us wildly.

We thank you for your sacrifice and accept.

That wasn't a foul on Aribo. Aribo crumbled quite fine on his own.

And an immediate splinter in his a** from the bench injury.

You mean our first signing of this upcoming summer? He will certainly fit into whatever metric we are using to make decisions on attackers.

I have zero patience for this roster right now. If you don't want to be here, lets find you a place far from here. Turkey sounds great. Bye Felicia.

I thought Gronbaek was really positive in his debut. In fact, he was also in position to slot home Aribo's goal. He had to stop his own follow through. Who knows, maybe he would have Che'd it wide... maybe not, and he wouldn't have seen the bench.

As usual, a 1-3 scoreline that flatters us. Downes will cry. Smallbone will start with an automatic yellow card. Our goal will be an OG or accident. We will complain on saintsweb. Just another Saturday on repeat.

One bad apple spoils the bunch. We have multiple. I hope SMS lets him have it.

We put together 2 passes and a shot -- How is that not a fluke? But you are right, as always; make sure we sign them up for years to come.

We score... But it again feels like an accident.

Your lucky neutron star collapsed into a blackhole known as SMS. It sucks all joy and skill from the game.

It just makes me think he really never wanted to come here at all. The stupid chicken stunt for his first weeks here looks different in this light. No evidence, he just seems like a whinging baby.

Dibling perhaps. Or this Welington kid after only 2 matches.

If we are rotten to the core in marketing, ticketing, ownership, management, and on the pitch... where do you begin? How is this solved? It is a chore to support this team, yet here we are. We are not the problem.

The CoT thread is that way. ----->

2-1 again. We are guaranteed a disaster class at the back for one goal against. If we start a keeper other than Ramsdale, I change my mind to 1-2.

Runs hard. Great forward pass at the close of the half -- we quickly found a way to pass backwards. Welcome to Southampton.

No one on their team has long hair to tempt him, at least. Grabby McGrabberson. Edit: THB is conspiring to give Jack his spot.

Ipswich players drop like a sack of potatoes the second anyone touches them.

Another great defensive play by Welington to close down that pass. He is already my favorite Saint... ...

Both fan bases are going in expecting a win. I think we will play better than we did earlier in the year. We will not be faffing around at the back and giving up cheap goals as easily. 2-1 Saints win. Would have been 3-1, but we must get f-ed by VAR at least once -- obviously.