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People are not expecting Messi to win crosses against 4 defenders in the box though... Edit: TP was tall but had the vertical leap of an inch.

My heart has to believe we will win this game. We have got to see the same team and formation from Sheffield. Players in their natural positions. 1-0 win snorefest. My brain knows that we will lose this game. We will absolutely see 5 at the back. Players out of their natural positions. 0-1 loss snorefest.

It was sarcasm. The players listed were above 6'. We prefer our forwards to hover around 5.5'

But they f-ing hate pompey. Lets get them signed for Aribo wages.

Aribo is our highest paid player? F- off. Seriously, how is someone not shown the door?

I laugh... But he probably is saving them. And he is absolutely liable to change it right back as we have seen. So its so absolutely not funny that its funny.

I mean... AA may score some great goals, but he is also highly wasteful. So many forward moves are ended by a low-quality, low-percentage lash by AA. And don't get me started on any PK chances... I can do without him. Its just a tragedy we have no other reasonable options.

This missus will be making chicken later this week.

What does it matter? We get a new manager, we get the same dross. We need something bigger.

If he goes, we might get Lallana. Our options are so unappealing that I just cant be bothered. I will be watching and expecting absolutely nothing. In that regard, Saints rarely disappoint. 0-1, 1-2... A real barn burner incoming.

You sure he did not mean half-sized? Because Nathan fits the bill then.

Like Nathan Jones?

Ralph will still want a striker. Same problem from when he left years ago.

The recruitment team will certainly be watching a youtube highlight of each of these players. Signing announced soon.

Well said. I think that changing the goalie will just give posters a new villain to address. It's our defense that's the problem. Leaky defenses make goalies look bad. You can't really quantify that by using stats (shoutout to Grandad).

Sell! Sell! Sell! Get rid of the rot at any cost. We won't be relegated, and we won't be promoted. Might as well use this failure as an opportunity to grow.

I like that he can make a good reactionary save(s) in a high-pressure moment. Regular game time will hopefully help some of those bizarre decisions and distributions. He has a cannon for an arm that will definitely cause problems for other teams.

Just like our talent and effort.

Not yet in stoppage. Peretz with another battling punch on a corner.

Peretz has wrists, folks.

2-0. Doncaster will feel that both goals should have been fouls on the buildup...but tough muffins.

Peretz more aggressive on the corner than Baz, but spilled the return. Fantastic long throw.

Like... standing?

Peretz very slow to collect the first wayward pass.

Tonda must have started an account on saintsweb this week!