Marsdinho

1) Woman who bring their babies into work and think that you are as interested in their "little darling" as they are, ****ing get a ****ing life for ****s sake.

2) People that think that, just because a call center is in India its any less helpful than one in England.

3) People who think that I want to cook dinner when I get in. I dont, what I want to do is have a big **** off smoke and a cup of tea then a mong in front of the telly.

4) Every single sports team that i support (Saints, England football team, England Cricket team, Hampshire) playing like a bunch of ****s

5) ****ing **** on the telly all year round....****ing X factor,****ing come dancing, ****ing cookery programs, ****ing CSI, ****ing americas next top model, ****ing secret millionaire, The one ****ing show, any ****ing american program....for ****s sake.

6) God botherers, jesus****ingchrist...

****e

All conjecture...

We were up in London for a Saints game (Fulham I think) when he was in his box on the embankment. I was the wrong side of 10 pints and (along with my mates) thought it would be a good idea to go shopping for projectiles.....

We found a little supermarket and stocked up on potatoes, eggs, flour, carrots etc. Security around the box was quite tight, so we tried to launch some from a distance...without much luck. I think I hit an asian tourist with a courgette or something.

We didnt want to throw away are "produce", So I came up with a cunning plan.....we basically charged the fence and chucked ourselves and everything we had over. We knew we didnt have much time before security legged it over, give us a slap and chuck us out so we let rip with a volley of eggs, carrots etc.

In the mayhem, I havent a clue what (or who) scored direct hits, but after about 15 seconds we were bundled to the ground and chucked out. Some stranger came up to us afterwards to shake our hands, he confirmed about 5 direct hits.....twas funneh.

True story.

This thread has left me dazed and confused. I hate the spice girls because they do tend to ramble on. I would introduce them to the hangman if i could.

Just thought i'd try to play the Devil's (Think that was the ginge one) advocate, but who was I kidding. I also thought Leona Lewis was a better vocalist on Whole lotta love than Plant by the way.

3..4..9..15..21

Broken arms: Painful, but humerus

Why did the Baby cross the road?

Because I threw it

Oh you are right.

 

This means that i am bound to lose out

 

Marriage has ruined you already

I was gone long before i got married, just living with her has made me a wrong'un

Not that ill be missed, but i wont be paying next year....

This is not an easy question, which requires a full in-depth and well reasoned answer. So here is my attempt...

Q: Is Dyer ever going to be any good.

A: Dyer is sh1t

I noticed that after Ipswich's first goal, players (mainly Perry and Wotton) were shouting at him and blaming him for the goal.

 

His confidence was shot after this and I think he didn't really want to be on the pitch after!

From the northam, you could really see them having a go at him. Wotton wasnt happy at all and gave him sh1t for about 5 mins afterwards.

As you said, from that point on, i think he just wanted to be off the pitch.

Even though he has been our weakest player so far, you have to feel sorry for him, he's only young and we are going to kill his confidence by playing him in a position he is unfamiliar with.

"Its a massive club"

Crikey, didnt think anyone still thought that.

not being funny Stevo..

You're probably not the only person to come up with that idea.

three of us going, me the missus and mother in law

Nice....

its bad enough having to watch saints. let alone with that sort of company...*winky face thing*

Ill be there.

As you say, you arent probaly his audience.

Hope this helps... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Brand

Also, his "debalce" at the MTV awards was master class. What the yanks didnt realise is that they got a watered down version of him and still couldnt cope with it.

Just my opinion though

"The Jerusalem-based Russian-Israeli businessman listed all his assets to Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronot, including Portsmouth which he values at £300million."

Maybe he meant the WHOLE city....

What a fuc king hilarious thread.

 

Straight from the horse's mouth means the person you are talking about told you themselves.

 

It doesn't mean someone who knows that someone told you.

 

I would expect a eight year old to know that.

 

You pathetic back track (I didn't mean I heard it..LOL) and then resorting to abusing everyone is representative of all that is wrong with this forum.

 

Next time you start a look at me attention seeking post, try not to lie in it for effect.

 

Then you wouldn't have got any abuse. It's pretty simple.

What he said

Having just lost the plot with Photobucket, i was wondering what you chaps thought was the best website to upload images on.

I have a shed load of my wedding photos I want to put online so that friends and family can view them and order prints etc.

Photobucket has mixed up the order of my album and rotated some of the pics around for no apparent reason, the site is a mess of advertising and technical info, that although i understand, i dont need to look at EVERY time.

So...The print price has to be fairly cheap and the program easy to use.

Cheers

Also, I think there were other factors involved. From what I can make out, XL haven't gone t1ts up just because of the current financial climate.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/61357/Auditor-s-XL-irregularity-warning

"The former auditor of collapsed tour operator XL warned of "financial irregularities" at the firm almost two years ago, it has emerged.

In a strongly-worded resignation letter, accountancy firm KPMG claimed in October 2006 that it was blocked from investigating alleged misrepresentations by company directors that could have resulted in "material errors" in financial statements."

It is different persons. Julia has a cat type feature in the face, Olga has a sexy feature in the face.

Youve got a PM

He also has to report to a police station whenever Bristol C play Saints.

Im also sure that he was given 300 hours as it was a close call between that and a custodial sentence

Im sure this is a scam, one of those "get enough people on your website and ill pay you"

"Julia" is actually a fairly well known porn star that goes by the name of Olga M

Google her and you will find out for yourself.