Challenger

This is like being at swingers gig and the ugliest mong of a woman there pulls your Fiat Panda keys out of the bowl. What do you do now ?

You couldn't make it up , utter box office

Promising, however if you remember ever playing snakes & ladders , the longest snake is right at the end.

Napoleon John & Wellington Luis De Sousa?

Somebody start a nerdy Napoleonic natter, it's got to be better than this.

Would that be the cut off point for mattress moistening ?

Please use both sides of the bog roll as the clubs skint ?

Won a bottle of booze more like.

How many hooks and slices did he manage?

Not shocked me at all, going pretty much as I thought it would.

Elton John would probably be an improvement.

Would be interesting to know what percentage of " the big money fails" were late window panic buys. Sure someone on here has the stats.

I used to get a few " Voices in my ear" when I was in the military. Take it easy lad was never one of them.

Will be a massive signing if true....... For Rangers.

Would swap Onuachu for an Aunt Sally to be honest.

SR are not going to make the same mistakes as previous windows.

Much taller than Napoleon though and about the same height as Wellington.

Fancying the bird that's just walked in the pub door rather than the one you've been ogling at the bar a minute before. And then being incapable of pulling either.

Have had this conversation with a German friend on a few occasions. If Germany didn't exist until 1871,how can their language be called German? Honest question.

Don't forget Tin Man, Capt Sparrow and the Torpedo.

Does he have real problems apart from reading unagreable posts on a football forum ?

Whereas you can only really hope to cease being an obnoxious cunt at some point in your life. My posts have received both positive and negative responses,some of the negative ones were quite blunt but the comments were backed up with evidence that the poster believed would support their side of the argument. No problem with this,fine just what these platforms are all about. Not you though,no as soon as I saw that you had responded,it was obvious that your comment would be an infantile,abusive and pathetically intimidating rant. I was once part of a research study into people such as yourself with personality / behavioural flaws, in most cases this was down to an unpleasant event occurring in their earlier life. Why do you bring upon yourself further stress and hurt into your life by going out of your way creating arguments and making enemies on a football forum ? I have no intention of either reading or replying to the inevitable , twisted response that you will send out in reply to this. As such I will grant you the honour of having the last word,which people such as yourself crave as being most precious, and if denied would result in loss of sleep.

SR had absolutely no idea what was required to keep the club in the Prem last season, and I am seeing no evidence so far that they have any idea what's required to get back there. I'm quite happy to be proved wrong, but I'm not convinced.

Had no idea what's going on and no control over it was his response yesterday.

It's 20M now as they're desperate.