Challenger

I pulled on my incontinence panties ready for the Boro predicted 12.30 statement. Guess I will have to take them back off now.

To be fair, all those photographed like this are going to look fucking stupid if all this goes tits up .

No doubt it will have a Coronation Street theme to it.

The club needs an arse kicking, not necessarily because they spied but because this pillock was fucking useless at doing it.

The equivalent Boro squinny page is well outstripping this.

Maybe he discovered that James Corden was taking the Boro fitness sessions ? Makes sense as the fat fucker seems very outspoken on the issue and Boro blow out of their arses after 60 mins.

So the same as Leeds then plus an inflationary uplift. Be very surprised if that's all we get.

Said it before and I'll say it again, Southampton are a perfect club to be made an example of with a severe punishment. Big enough for all to notice, small enough that nobody cares.

Indeed, however most clubs are not so pathetically naive like us to get caught.

Just tell Hull that Boro will be blowing out of their asses by 60 mins ,like a pensioner who's been on the Capstan Full Strengths all his life.

Squealing like pigs with their nuts in a snare.

Apparently Ayling has got a caravan holiday booked.

All he said was " I hope someone torches your caravan and lets your horses out of their field" . All snowflakes nowadays.

Boro to start hard and fast again, hope to nick a goal, then dig in.

Razor and Katie Price go house hunting. Razor quickly finds the fridge, Katie the bed.