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Draino76

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  1. Would you drink beer with Essex on it if you had a choice?

     

    The 'White high heel blend' brew:D

     

    Well I did for a good seven years lol; so its not my fault. Incidentally I have a bottle of expensive champagne hidden in the back of my fridge for valentines, which I'm hoping to crack open for lunch. WOOOT.

  2. Whats that coming over the hill?......SHABANI NONDA, SHABANI NONDA! (According to The Daily Hate) And his mate Erik Edmund could also sign on.

    Ok, fingers crossed for a good week for Pompey, Tomorrow warm up for Saturday by beating Sunderland (again), Weds sort out Her Majesty's Crew before the main event on Saturday when we put your rabble well and truelly in your place. Then we can our focus back on Joining the 'Real' football league. Things are looking up, PUP! :)

     

    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy! Good luck with that. LMAO.

  3. the 5 wembley appearances will be...

     

    JPT v Leeds, we will win 11-5

    FA Cup semi v Citeh, we will win 7-0

    FA Cup final v Chelski, we will draw 9-9 in normal time but win 24-23 on pens

    Playoff final v Stockport (they're going to go on an unbelievable run), we will win 18-0

    Charity shield v Stoke (I know hard to believe but they're going to win the PL), pretty unspectacular we will win 11-10

     

    +1. I will be fuming if this doesn't happen.

  4. 2 of us are on our way up to Exeter... We have 1 ticket. If anyone is up there or on their way up there and has a spare, please let us know :)

     

    Thanks

     

    Would have loved to go but I've just woken up in Poplar with 2 Somalian birds, so feeling a bit tired.

  5. ITK Email doing the rounds in Fleet St;

     

    1. The Sun have lined up another EIGHT women who’ve slept with him in the last 18 months or so. Enough “for a couple of weeks of front pages”. Including FHM’s own HSH, Tanya Robinson (SFW: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_04/TanyaRobinsonTR_468x720.jpg)

    2. The front page today – that Bridge’s ex, Vanessa, has slept with five members of the Chelsea squad – is only the beginning. Two other Chelsea players - Gudjonsen and Drogba - were also sleeping with Bridge's girlfriend at the same time as Terry.

    3. The Sun is also paying Vanessa £250k to dish everything– including the fact that the “mystery” fifth Chelsea player is, depressingly predictably, Ashley Cole. Which should give Cheryl the excuse she needs to finally dump him (now she’s no longer Racist Toilet Cleaner Puncher, but the new Nation’s Sweetheart)

    4. JT has also been sleeping with current team mate Hilario's wife (who also has kids).

    5. Away from the bedroom, JT also owes Wembley a substantial amount of money for a box he owns and hasn't paid for, even after he had mates in there racking up a £20k bill at the FA Cup final.

  6. Here's the female take on it. I assumed that her sister was at the funeral too, as it was her mother's funeral.

     

    Having got the hots for the guy, she then notes that her sister is making a play for him too.

     

    So she kills her sister.

     

     

    These were my thoughts too. FACT.

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