Ohio Saint

Just now, trousers said:

I had you down as a big girl in real life. Amazing how false impressions can be on an online forum

I fancied her too

Ralph has had long enough

Just now, Toussaint said:

I just can’t get a handle on it

Knob

1 minute ago, OttawaSaint said:

??

We Own The Other Team

1 minute ago, skintsaint said:

Could do with fresh legs on the pitch.

they have detachable legs?

oh well, you can't draw them all.

Ralph has given up

A lucky equaliser would only seal the obvious cracks

My wife says i lack commitment, yet here I am working, drinking and watching footy all without missing a beat! Worthless? I think I deserve a fucking medal!

Oh!! I just noticed! what happened to Glasgow Prick?

This game must be what erectile dysfuntion feels like.

Just now, Mr X said:

Can't get hold of the ball 

That would be rugby

9 minutes ago, OttawaSaint said:

* vous êtes

Ha!! I lived in France for four years too! Stroke brain has reset me to English yob

3 minutes ago, OttawaSaint said:

Moi having a mare!

Err I mean, genius Ralph! Tricking Wolves into thinking our attacking players are shit.

Oui! vous et 'avin a fucking mare!

3 minutes ago, Dr Who? said:

We kicked off and went up one place in the table. Woohoo! 

Nexxt time we kick off we'll be a lot less happy about it.

keep this up for 10 minutes guys

the only way we'll get a point is if we somehow manage to get an equaliser after they score the inevitable goal.

Just now, OttawaSaint said:

Redmond is like a favourite dog that’s in the living room in the warmth but keeps shitting all over the carpets. Other better behaved dogs are huddled together in the yard, shivering. RH sits in the kitchen wondering why his living room smells so bad.

Not best analogy in this thread, but certainly the weidest!

1 minute ago, OttawaSaint said:

Djenepo 1 goal in last 45 appearances. Wow.

Are you saying he's better than Benali?

2 minutes ago, OttawaSaint said:

Instructions unclear.

Just took a shit in my Ferrari...

Yeah, the fast acceleration can be pretty scary.

1 minute ago, Lighthouse said:

You don’t understand why we bought Livramento for £5m? That’s like saying why buy a Ferrari for £100 when we really need a new bathroom.

excellent analogy!

Two teams most likely both in a relegation fight this season

I'm working at the moment, so technically I'm being paid to watch this and it still feels like a rip off!

Solid, loyal, consistent.

Yes please and thank you.  You don't need to be the best, just an anchor for the team.

I'm currently playing PM 2015 (sic) and set myself to go on vacation for an entire year........That's how many fucks I give about footy at the moment.