Crouchie's Lawyer

I will beat them. With the biggest sh!t stick available if I find out who it actually is! My Mrs says I talk a lot of sh!t most of the time, so yes I guess I have an indepth toilet knowledge. Toilet humour is also right up there in my list of humourous topics/genre's.

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Splashback. You dont seem to get it stood in a cubicle. Plus having to piss while pactically rubbing shoulders with 2 blokes either side of you isnt the most fun thing to do.

I can post it to you but may be a little mouldy by the time you get it

No need I can just post it here for you...

Oh yeah you went up to Manchester and Leeds. Bet you saw a lot of old bo!!ox up there!

I have a salad consisting of Lettuce, tomatoes, new potatoes, sweet chilli, Gurkens (sp?) and turkey breast slices. Also have 2 rolls with chiken and turkey breast slices with salad cream and to drink, some Lipton Ice Tea.

Bet thats the first pair of balls you have seen in a while!

Old thread I know. For those who didnt read the last one. I work in a business centre which has shared toilets under lock and key so 'Jonny public' cant just walk in. There are about 4 different companies who use these loo's. There are two toilets next to each other, ladies and gents, each with a toilet and sink. The companies which work in the centre are all fairly well off companies who I believe employ staff of a higher degree of manner (ie not your typical McDonalds workshy gobsh!te turd) so you would think they know how to use a toilet. I was going to update y'all (as I know you love it) last Thurs, but as the thread was stuck in the lounge I thought it best not to post on it as it would bump to the top and there were a few 'muppet show' comments which would have been picked up by the sensitive few in there. After being subjected to another ******* discusting site (will get onto that in a moment) I have now upped a sign which reads... 'If you use these toilets, please have the courtesy to leave them in the same state you wish to find them. There have been a few horrific sites left recently' I think I have worked out what the phantom ****ter is doing now. Obviouly paranoid he may catch aids, leporacy, become pregnant or some other fatal infection from the toilet seat, instead of wiping it clean before use, layering the seat with loo roll or any other tactic employed for not touching the seat, I believe he is hovering above the seat while he does his deed. When I say hovering above, I mean there must be a good foot from his ass to the seat as he is managing to miss the 'pan' entirely and just ****ting on the back of the seat. Now, being a fairly decent human being, if I was silly enough to make a mess in a toilet (like pi$$ing on the seat for example) I would have the decency to clean it up after me. However, this cretin does not. He walks out of the toilet, leaving ****e on the seat and a nice 'smear' mark on the inside of the pan. If it continues, I am seriously considering trying to find out who it is actually doing it and shouting at them when they come out of the loo. This would IMO stop the cretin. Feel free to contribute further toilet stories.

You do realise its pictures of lasy bits dont you? No manly stuff!

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My serious spammage over the last month or so was all wasted. Looks like im a fairly quiet poster...

How do we get them?

Shotgun 1 of the 5!

I have gone from 1500 or so posts down to about 150!

Can I have my one back please? Ta

Me 2 (coming up as read). I think its this new forumy thing, it is designed to mess with the head of the non Saints fans

Hmmm, while I wont be too put of by the £5 im sure not a lot of people would feel the same. Especially people who are not saints fans and while a lot of people believe having other fans on here is a bad thing. Some are very valid posters who contribute a lot. And genuinely funny people too. Will be interesting.