Tokyo-Saint

haha told you bear was more cunning than to actually play straight Fred. He doesn't want to be gay twice. Once is an accident, twice and you have to start walking differently. BTW bear, what you on about? Check out your quote! dum bear!

Is this enough for you?

It's getting better bear, more porn and less 'top helicopter' magazine. I reckon he was putting her hair into pig tails bear. I've done this before, it's an old trick. Banging her with a riding crop though, that's a new one.

Have you spoken to bear before? He could limbo dance a snake.

Read rule 1 Fred - You can't PM him. I asked if he was a pompey fan and to PM to confirm. I didn't pm him. Rule 1 not broken, play on.

Are you a pompey fan? please PM me to confirm.* *bear is gay

My mate says that about going out in town.

He has come back with a message, unfortunately the message will lead me down the same road he went down. It is along the lines of, a certain mod he did not like is an organ only found on males.

He just tweeted me saying "tell everyone on the forum to avenge me!". I asked him if he wanted to pass on a message to everyone from forum heaven. It is strange talking to a dead person, I feel like Whoopi Goldberg in ghost.

I think he wanted to get to the top of your league table bear. The problem is, once you are at the top, you are dead. He did seem to want to get your approval though. If anyone wants to contact him, I have his twitter address.

No problem! Don't worry about those two, we sorted it with our investigations. At the risk of being sycophantic you seem like the best mod (apart from that weekend you went a bit mental deleting loads of posts and stuff but I guess you had to make your bones or the other mods would not respect you at the next curry night so that's fine). Would you like to be 'our mod on the inside'? Basically what the role would involve is like when a member of the FBI gets turned by the Sopranos. You could give us tip offs on up coming raids and stuff. In exchange, we would reduce your work load by self policing the muppet show. Don't worry, this wouldn't just be me and Bearsy, that would be mental. We have bletch to make sure we don't go too far. Next time we get a lose cannon like cheeser, we would calm him down. What do you say? Are you in?

Yeah this is normal bear. Pet shops are pretty different in Japan than here. They are just like massive pet vending machines. Buying a pet is a bit like visiting hannibal lecter only without the bit were you get spunk thrown at your face. I am not into it to be honest but I suppose it is better than Korea as the vending machines are actually real and you eat what you get.

If I get one I am putting it straight up here. OK, here is the game bear. Out of me and you, last one to get a pm from him is gay. There is only one rule - you are not allowed to PM him yourself. You have to get your own mental PM by provoking him on the open forum. You in?

I am feeling left out here. Why haven't I had one?

Hi Mike Does Ladies please mean that one of us is going to get infracted soon or is it just an open offer to Sue and wibble? Cause if it's the fraction one what are we doing wrong? Is it the George Michael talk, the talk about bumming, the gambling away of my freedom by bear or the Jeremy Kyle thing? Shame about cheeser. Who banned him? Do we need another dog style investigation or will the details be released early? By the way, if you are looking for sue then you are on the wrong muppet thread. The 50 shades one is the best place to pick up the ladies.

There is a lot of man loving hardness going on at the moment. In these man loving, being bummed by a bear situations, it is always a good idea to refer to an expert. Nobody knows more about being bummed by a bear than George Michaels (put that in your bearsy wannabe pipe clarke!). Sorry bear but last xmas I gave you my heart (avi rights) and the very next day you gave it away (to whitey granddad in a game-show), This year to save me from tears, I'll give it to somebody special (Glasgow saint). Glasgow - you decide!

I might use that as a new avi. I think it is time I set myself free now. Whitey granddad seems to have 'other interests' to be too bothered by me.

All in a days work Glasgow. I know that Kuma means bear in Japanese (obviously Miss Hanna has gone through all the animals with me) but what does Rilak mean? I have never heard that used for Tokyo before?

Ok, steak finished. I'll give it a 6 out of 10 if anyone is interested. I must admit I quite like this so far. There seems to be some investigating for me and bear to do plus also, I like the kind of Jeremy Kyle angle, with you both being online and arguing with each other. Bear, get the DNA results at the ready, we are going in. OK, the facts so far. 1) DP saint called Glasgow a racist. No info so far as to why of if Glasgow was being a racist at the time. He doesn't tend to be a racist though, more evidence needed here. 2) Glasgow was furious at the claims. He then got on to PM and did whatever with number plate like insults plus asked the mods to delete the posts about him being a racist. Seems a bit of an overkill but I guess he wants to protect his internet reputation for not being called a racist. 3) DP is insulted about the 4 star rating and the number plate slur, so he tells the mods. 4) You now both think each other is a grass. It seems to me that you are both ok and don't really mind each other deep down. If anything I would say the mods are to blame for handing out infractions but then you are both to blame as you are the ones who called the mods. You should both realise that the mods never did any good to anyone. They even tried to buy Turkish's silence with a game of golf and a bacon sandwich. You should have come to me and bear with your problem instead like you have done now. We could have resolved everything 'in house' and no fractions would have been handed out at all. Now shake hands and move on before bletchy hears about this and starts analysing your quantitative data for spelling mistakes and double meanings.

This may require an investigation dibers. I am about to eat a steak so can't look into it right now give me a bit of time to consult with my partner (in a non gay way) and we will see if we want the case.

Phil was so excited finding out about bear being bummed he said it twice.

Looks like the worst private number plate in the world.

You are the Anastasia Steele of this board bear. I got bummed by John Major while on a school trip in the early 90's. It was seen as a right of passage for both me and 'big John'.

It hit him on the afro Turkish, that's going to annoy anyone.

Any less than 5 is an insult bear.