Tokyo-Saint

I think we have to keep an open mind pap but we must also be allowed to poke fun at the conspiracy theorists as well. They are not above the satire law, especially when making outlandish statements. Half of the government went to Eaton and we all know about private schools and the 'power showers' (copyright fresh meat). However to say that there is a massive government peodo ring is definitely outlandish. Some questions I would ask: 1) Is everyone in on it? 2) What happens if you get to the higher ranks of government or civil service and you are not a peodo? 3) With so many government leaks and journalists disparately looking for scandal (using both legal and illegal methods) how where they able to keep this one quiet? 4) Does the Queen know? 5) How does it work with a coalition government? Do both leaders get to bum young boys or are the lib dems pushed out as per usual? 6) Was this mentioned in an episode of 'yes Minster' I missed?

I can't wait for ch4 to do a conspiracy road show Xmas special on this one.

Ohayo class! Genki deska? Sorry for my recent absence, the truth is, I got a bad case of aids. It was pretty bad, I think I got it from using a toilet seat after Matt Le Tiss. As Bearsy's educational video pointed out, this can be a dangerous experience. He may be a goal scoring legend but don't let him use your spoon or sit on your toilet. Also Saint Clarke banned me for trying to sound like bearsy and punished Hanna sensei for having big boobs. Now I don't know about you but I don't think girls should be punished for having big boobs. If anything they should be rewarded. As I am on the run from the dum mods and recovering from aids, I have to make my classes as useful as possible for those thinking of travelling to Japan. That's why today's words are so practical. Koneko = Kitten Koinu = Puppy I don't know why but whenever miss hanna is teaching, I always have puppies and pussy on my mind. How about you? Enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1tRLj1fOY

I know, look what happened to dune.

I am not down with the express changing their website to truthfinder though. I expect their dune like audience love it but I think it just confuses things.

Lolz Pap! I heard Diana was killed as she was going to blow the cover on the government peodo ring. The G8 is just a cover for a massive child orgy and they make the protests happen to take the focus off them shipping in loads of teen boybands. All the governments are at it and the X-factor is just a massive recruitment drive. I know for a fact Angela Merkel has had a go on at least 3 members of 1 direction and that at least 2 of 1 direction, swing both ways.

Bletch, have you not learnt your lesson with sticking things up family members arse? Tick tock tick tock...

T.W.A.T - hope you realise I am risking my neck against the dumb mods here lord trousers. Better men than me have gotten in trouble for trying to beat the swear filter. Luckily very few of them like sport so rarely venture this far south of the main board.

Apparently called Mata a silly Spanish ***t and OM something else that hasn't been published.

Sounds interesting, will watch it tonight. Video below:

Have you seen his distribution? What do you think?

Providing BAJ doesn't bring his guitar, I'm in. This must not, repeat must not, turn into a concert for failed rock stars.

So to clarify, the way to make this forum more interesting is to take Turkish to play golf? Is this curry night part two? Are you buying Turkish's silence? I always knew he would turn cheaply but a bacon sandwich? Come on! What's this swear filter thing? Does it mean we are not allowed to say stuff that isn't filtered out? Firstly this spoils our whole swear filter roulette game on the muppet show. Secondly, how can we be responsible for failings in the swear filter? Stop spending fivers on food and get a better filter.

Ron you keep lining them up and delldays will keep smashing them out of the park. Like Morecambe and Wise only without the dead wood.

Would Les Reed work with Pep? If not, then he wouldn't fit in.

Yeah, I always thought the blonde one was cute but I guess that is the point. So you can understand why Simon from the inbetweeners wants to bone her so badly. Even the vod character is becoming ok now. They have stopped pointing out how rock and roll she is and just got on with her being a bit strange, much more of a superhans character now.

I agree with bear! Big supprise there then. The new series of fresh meat is actually really good. They have gone past the boring bit where they have to introduce the characters and what they are like and have actually got on to some funny stuff. The spunk ice cube, American pie style bit at the end of ep 2 made me lol even though watching it alone (it is rare to laugh at something when not with others don't you think?). Anyway, worth a watch.

Wrong CB. At some point b!tch is going to get bummed! That deserves it's own section in the summary.

Supermikey infract yourself. Bear give yourself a sanction as well for egging him on.

Sue will be disappointed.

You'll have to get some guy called Jose to come on to her as well. In my experience of guys called Jose, this can be a dangerous game to play. It's a fine line GP, one minute you are buying duct tape for some sex games, the next you are wondering where you can dump a dead Portuguese guy and booking another one way ticket to an Arab state.

She should be reported.

I'm afraid it is Genki ja nai team. I had hoped that I would never have to teach you the negative response but there it is. I have a bad case of forum AIDS. I should never have touched those monkeys* in that way. *in no way dune related To keep you going, I have given Hanna sensei a couple of days off and she has decided to spend it at the beach. Here is her video just for you... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCYQSnYwFj0

Sorry CB, I have been ill, so ill all I can muster is to pop in between sleeps and leave the odd sarcastic comment (I wouldn't want to let you guys down). I think I contracted the illness mixing with the common people in East London last Saturday. If this cockney flu is not fatal, there will be another lesson along soon.

I can't be sure bear but I'm thinking that her inner goddess is her fanny.