Convict Colony

1 hour ago, hypochondriac said:

Norwich are building a dedent team. I reckon they'll get playoffs. 

Can i be the first this year.

I wish we were norwich.........

7 hours ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Aribo when he goes will add further to the funds for that part of the pitch.

What’s surprised me is Bednarek still being at the club with an alleged relegation release clause of only £6m. Roma supposedly bid a couple million more than that only in January. 

I can exclusively reveal now Gasperini has left Atalanta for Roma Bednerek is no longer a Roma target.

He likes ball playing defenders not ones who fall over a lot and looks like simple jack.

12 hours ago, Saint NL said:

KWP to Turkey, a weird move for him. Wish him all the best.

didnt deli ali go to bestikas (and probably recommended them as every summer they are always on holiday together).

2 hours ago, SaintJackoInHurworth said:

Southampton Incoming Transfer Rumours so far this summer

I have taken a bit of time to gather details about players who rumours have suggested have been linked to Southampton. I have excluded rumours that seem to be only coming from Saints Marching rather than any more credible source - though not suggesting any of these sources are necessarily credible!

Player

Club

Position

Source(s)

Date

Goalkeepers
Anthony Patterson	Sunderland	GK	https://www.footballinsider247.com/southampton-plotting-to-sign-sunderland-star-anthony-patterson	3/7
Daniel Peretz	Bayern Munich	GK	https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/25122469.bayern-munich-goalkeeper-reportedly-interests-southampton	29/4
Yahia Fofana	Angers	GK	https://footballleagueworld.co.uk/southampton-involved-in-double-premier-league-transfer-battle-for-yahia-fofana	23/5
Aleksandar Vulic	Spartak	GK	https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/25122469.bayern-munich-goalkeeper-reportedly-interests-southampton	29/4

Defenders
Max Johnston	Sturm Graz	RB	www.footballinsider247.com/exclusive-southampton-push-to-sign-max-johnston-as-walker-peters-replacement	25/6
Joe Mendes	SC Braga	RB	www.expressen.se/sport/fotboll/forre-aik-backen-joe-mendes-aktuell-for-flytt	4/7
Juma Bah	Man City	CB	www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/25229683.southampton-linked-man-city-defender-played-still	11/6
Matt Targett	Newcastle	FB	https://footballleagueworld.co.uk/newcastle-could-use-matt-targett-in-southampton-tyler-dibling-deal	17/5

Midfielders
Bobby Clark	Liverpool	Midfield	www.thisisanfield.com/2025/07/bobby-clark-wanted-by-at-least-15-clubs-liverpool-have-sell-on-clause	14/6
Lewis O’Brien	Forest	Midfield	https://footballleagueworld.co.uk/birmingham-southampton-transfer-race-nottingham-forest-lewis-obrien	22/6
Besfort Zeneli	Elfsborg	Midfield	https://eflanalysis.com/transfers/southampton-can-land-their-new-pierre-emile-hojbjerg-as-midfielder-reacts-to-saints-links	12/6

Wingers
Lucas Cepeda	Colo-Colo	Winger	https://eflanalysis.com/transfers/southampton-make-bid-for-excellent-forward-but-39m-real-madrid-deal-poses-major-problem	11/6
Luis Guilherme	West Ham	Winger	https://www.claretandhugh.info/saints-interest-in-wonderkid-could-have-unexpected-consequences-report	7/5
Adnane Abid	Patro Eisden	Winger	https://insidefutbol.com/2025/05/19/southampton-were-present-to-check-up-on-young-winger/683841	19/5
Jesrun Rak-Saki	C.Palace	Winger	https://www.footballinsider247.com/exclusive-southampton-reigniting-move-to-sign-rak-sakyi	12/6

Forwards
Richard Kone	Wycombe	Striker	https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/sport/football/middlesbrough-birmingham-city-southampton-richard-kone-wycombe-wanderers-5181670	17/6
William Boving	Sturm Graz	Forward	https://www.footballinsider247.com/exclusive-southampton-want-to-sign-title-winning-forward-william-boving	29/5

 

This is the level of elite organisation of data i can get behind.

Well done sir

4 hours ago, Verbal said:

You may not be when you hear them

beginning of the stones roses, i am the resurrection.

Down down you bring me down

14 minutes ago, disconnect said:

How did the medical go today?

Great thanks, doctor couldn't get his fist up my bum so that's a win.

Laughing at this thread has made me hoarse.

This thread ascot to go

37 minutes ago, yoshida4 said:

Thank you. my second piece is up today. it covers good places to eat in southampton and why we should sing Craig David songs. https://thecink.substack.com/p/why-saints-need-a-goalscorer-whose?r=9hfy8 

hahahhahaa bro its bad enough being a fan without additional ridicule 

Isnt today the day Downs was meant to be having his medical etc  ?

Dont hate any player but when Redmond kept getting picked for a season despite him running forwards and turning around and passing it back to the left back and stalling any attack pissed me right off.

That season the only job he could of done for us was as the team gong farmer

7 hours ago, Maggie May said:

Brum will walk the league, IMO. They’re on the same ascendancy as we were in 2011 and Ipswich more recently. Leicester will be up there, too.

just saw Brums squad and 

8 hours ago, SuperSAINT said:

 

👀

Close but no cigar, you get a pass hahahhahaa

23 hours ago, AlexLaw76 said:

 

• we need characters, and the key is to win...regularly
• We will have to have a philosophy and all that, but ultimately we have to win and win regularly
• I want the players to be normal. No weird behaviours, no massive egos
• Staff meeting was all about just being normal
• Championship is incredibly demanding, and all the staff are important
• all should feel good to be in the club, and all should take opportunities to switch off

Explains why Jack dressed like this for day 1

ABK is a distressed sale at this point.

If he was a horse he would of been shot.

Anything over 5mil and they can have him.

Not been following but has anyone said they wish we were birmingham yet ? 

If they have please advise username as need to have a chief wet wipe for this season.

4 hours ago, Chez said:

I get the same feeling. Having seen a host of scruffy finishes in Onuachu's youtube video, that is a little concerning.

We are obviously shopping at a different level than last summer, but you still want to see a guy murdering opponents at the level he currently is at. There has been a lot of talk of signing players with the right physical attributes, but all I see if "tall" in Quarshie and Downs. As Onuachu proved, that isn't the most critical thing.

Bro unless you see Saints sign Simon Banza i think you will disappointed, wonder where he is off this summer.

I reckon they are selling lookman and this is his replacement 

26 minutes ago, tdmickey3 said:

Injury prone weird cross dresser...

No thanks 

this is still my fav 😄

Wonder how our striker negotiation is going, it is seemingly taking a while.

From the snippets I read we were close to a deal with the player and the club didn't think a transfer fee would be a problem.

All I can say is if they havent signed them by day 1 of preason then they better give us a video of smallbone v Quarshie 50m sprint.

Guys can we get back to how wage estimates are sourced and which website is the most believable.

34 minutes ago, Football Special said:

But as a prostitute using concrete enthusiast you've sold the project to me, get it done Dragan 

I only skim read after gentrification argument but tell me more about this ?

10 hours ago, CB Fry said:

 

Was this the guy that quite a few on here were demanding we sign a couple of seasons ago because something something Rickie Lambert?

Funny that even Wrexham don't want him in the Championship.

 

 

2 seasons ago we were about to start our championship season and Wrexham were about to start their League 2 campaign.

Am gonna need to see some receipts about this claim.

To be 100% fair to dragan he's put his money where his mouth is regarding to spending.

The problem was until recently it was spent on shit.

I think Spors does not fuck around and is a Sporting Director who got where he is by being good at his job, not via influence by breaking things and writing books.

I have a lot of confidence in Spors, he gives me the same angry shouty vibes as prime Van Gaal so I could see him not putting up with any shit from players or agents.

Pornhub still working 💪 so am streaming fine