ZepSaint

tru story

 

i had to slaughter water's daughter, she would not wear the thong i bought her

 

Now come on Bearsy ........................not quite the contribution on this thread I expected from you ! Poor show.

 

Hopefully DP or Tokes will come on and save your blushes ........................:-)

Thought that after a bloomin' good result on the 'moan' board today we could celebrate as the Official Muppet Show normally would .................

 

Gentlemen I give you :- India Waters, Daughter of Roger Waters from Pink Floyd ..........

 

Anyone know of any demo's or downloads available for PC ? Everything I've seen says they aren't doing one .................

The 100 Goal Curse - Archaic English Legend circa 1408

When The Birthdates Of Two Warriors Doth Colide

And A Lamb Doth Holden 100 Goals

The Red Army Shalt Fall To Hoopen Foe

 

You missed the second and clinching verse .................

When the twitch afflicted come to the sea

And both make merry on the green

Then shall the Red be victorious 'gainst their foe

I presume this isn't the normal sort of camel toe we should be interested in ?

 

Lols

 

Come on bear it is not fair ripping on Phil when he is away.

 

Hey Phil

 

 

Reckon he's a bit busy at the moment ..................

I have done the same with zeppo as well. I don't want any comeback from people saying their not getting their monies worth etc.

 

You ever had complaints about people not getting their monies worth from you before Tokes ? Think we need to know more .................

See what happens when you try and have Camel Sex?

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-476349/Camel-killed-woman-trying-sex-her.html

 

Does she get the hump with you ?

 

Don't worry about getting my coat ........................all sorted ............

So who's playing?

 

Well Rick Astley & Heaven 17 and ABC and Howard Jones and she says...............

 

Who?

 

Sod you lot, I'm off to listen to Rick's Greatest Hits EP

 

Should mean there's plenty of time for the goat and friends afterwards then !

 

David Cameron popping up in a Porn DVD

 

Thanks for that image Zeps

 

I'll get my goat

 

You doing your own goat/PM/golfy porn movie then DP ?

 

Does Dave get his balls out, put them on a tee and the goat go for it ?

 

Is Bearsy jealous of the goat ? Or the PM ?

 

Think we need to know !

Would you like a porny PM?

Hope you don't mean Call Me Dave Cameron ! Think thats a bit too much !

Yeah he does run it with Gary Small world Thought you might have live next to Ian as his neighbour has just moved and he was a saints supporter!!!!

Well there you go ..........a completely unsolicited recommendation ! I know Gary was ALWAYS busy ...................which is a good thing ................if they could get to you straight away you'd have to ask how good they were wouldn't you ! If you see Gary say Paul at No.19 says Hello ! :-)

Was it Ian McAdam? IF so that's my Uncle !!!

My ex-neighbour was called Gary .............never knew his surname though ! I did know however that he DID run it with some-one else ..................perhaps that was your Uncle ?

Can anyone recommend someone who does Fire risk assessment for a commercial retail property ? Ta

http://www.solentfiresafetyservices.co.uk Ex-neighbour of mine ................fantastic bloke ................ Really good service as well :-)

I fixed it for you

 

 

Thankyou !

You missed:

Bell End

 

Can I have a new monitor please - coffee seems to have erupted out of my mouth and gone all over the one I was using ..................:-)

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

For about the 4th or 5th time :-

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Hobb#The_Farseer_Trilogy

Jimmy Page and The Black Crowes - Live At The Greek

 

 

Sh1t amateur recording - but hey ho :-)

http://www.pkf.co.uk/web/pkf.nsf/00F0EE29247BAB1480257B190035B736/$file/Signed+Progress+Report+170812+to+020113.PDF

 

 

Am I reading that correctly? £776m in unpaid legal fees..?

 

Erm, no ........I don't think so ...............more like 770k ?

 

Gentlemen, I present one Stephanie Seymour for your delictation and delight...............

The Pompey fans being the best should

Invest trust in their hero John Westwood

He's got his own little band

Who've saved two hundred grand

Though that's in IOUs which is less good.

 

The standard of prose on this board is getting quite stupendous !

 

Congratulations on the best one yet !

A man from Portsmouth felt great

He went on a wonderful date

His sis wasn't free

So he'd jumped in the sea

And popped his c*ck in a skate

 

 

(Struggling a bit as English is not my mother tongue...)

 

 

Still worth a though ...................

The skates all await a new dawn

Their buy-out plans drawn and re-drawn

But Chin’s got a plan

To extract what he can

While the Nutjobs are all eating popcorn

 

Insane Genius !

 

 

Think it's time for some of this ....................

 

If it's not part of the national curriculum then it should be.

 

Oh I agree .........it's just been so long since I've seen or read it, thats all :-)

Well, we have to appreciate them a little bit for the fun and amusement they are currently giving us...

 

Isn't this fun and amusement more like derision and shame ?