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  1. Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.

    His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

    "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

    "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

    "That little ****, O'Conner," says Sean,

    "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

    "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

    "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself,

    "Didn't you have something in your hand?"

    "That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Connor's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a ******* fight."

  2. I've just this minute signed up for a month and watched a bit of the BT rugby broadcast on my smart TV, have to I'm very impressed.

     

    Might have to give it a weeks test ...................see how the boxing goes ! lol

  3. Less than £1 per week to watch all football, boxing, whatever. What's not to love?

     

    Is it REALLY worth while doing this guys ?

     

    Always suspicious of handing over my hard earned ...................

  4. I like this comment from :- http://www.toonforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6864&start=60

     

    " f****** hell man. Useless f****** cronuts. What a tosser Pardew is the f****** vowel odourless sweetheart. Could be 3 with the Colo back pass and Krul should have been off as well as a pen. f****** s**** man. We'll be lucky to only lose 4-0 again. **** right off Pardew you f****** cronut. "

     

    Made me laff anyway ! lol:D:lol:

  5. I was just quoting Nirvana lyrics. I never expected the follow-up grilling. In many ways, this reflects the plight of the soon-to-be-caught fish.

     

    Think we should 'fin'-ish this line of talk before we get em-'broiled' into too much of a debate ! :-)

  6. It's ok to eat fish 'cos they don't have any feelings.

     

    'Spose feelers don't count ?

     

    Or is that too much like the historic Octo porn that used to be freely available in TMS ?

     

    I miss those days .......................

  7. Guys and Gals,

     

    This is only at the very early stages of planning, but looking for some guidance on possibly emigrating with the family to Canada .......:-)

     

    It's a v v v v big decision, so looking for something along the lines of :-

     

    1) From those who have done it, was it worth it ?

    2) What were the pitfalls etc ?

    3) Would love to be West Coast rather than East, but is there much difference in cost of living etc ?

    4) Whats the likelihood of getting an IT related job and wages equivalent ?

    5) Any pointers to godo websites to look at etc

     

    It will be some 3 - 5 years off, but looking to get as much info as I can !

     

    Any help, gratefully accepted of course !

  8. I think it would be a good idea to keep a track of detected beef in the SaintsWeb belfry.

     

    I will edit and maintain an active beef list here.

     

    Would all these arguments have a collective noun of Beef Flaps ?

     

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  9. We have about 20-30 songs, and this is still the worst of them.

     

    Current version with exact words as being sung according to this thread :

     

    What's Tell Is it this us how it feels to be Pompey

    What's Tell Is it this us how it feels to be poor small

    You you've got signed sacked Whittingham

    We we've signed got Pochettinooooooo...

     

    It is rubbish.

     

    Que ? Is it only me that doesn't recognise this as English ? No wonder no-one sings it ! :-)

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