saint_stevo

Lots of people drive down The Avenue in Southampton in the right hand lane, with nothing in the left lane! The right hand lane is the overtaking lane, these same people have the nerve to give me a dirty look when I undertake them aswell! I understand you need to get in lane for the roundabout, but to drive the whole way down in the overtaking lane is just ridiculous!

i feel priviledged you have used 2 of your 3 posts on my thread

No 7 is doing my head in

Totally agree, although people who get in the left hand lane at roundabouts, and insisit on going right, infuriates me even more.

good one, ram em off the road and claim compo

Its like jackanory on ere today

Fair enough. That is infuriating. You could have made it a little clearer in your first post though, yes..?

i was enraged

And the cameras would be linked and have timings on the shot. Simple visual proof.

 

Although in this case, I'm inclined to agree with ol' Visage himself.

Visage?

Do you two work together? Or just meet up for random 'toilet block deminishing' tasks?

Both

Take a joke dullards.

get a haircut and colour, take your vest off, then come back

I wish I was dull

you can help with my toilet block if you wish?

i would

Im no sinner, why don't you pull off a similar challenge? Then we couldhave a "dull-off" to find out which one of you two is the dullest.

F*ck off you mongtard

The ones on the M40 aren't.

the ones on the M27 are though

You seem to be missing the point of halloween. By "fancy dress" they don't actually mean you have to dress all fancy!!

i was just going to wear some tan timberland boots and push a trolley

i thought this was going to be about Hatch sleeping with Vinnie Samways

they are fakes

Some fresh ones today in the loo i use at work.

I am gonna drink lots of water today and try to dissolve one of them before the day is out.

I will post updates

On the edge of your seat?

Fair point.

 

What fancy dress do you go in?

I dress up as scott_saints.

Talking in present tense there Stevo? You still Trick or Treat??

yes why not. i like sweets and i dont like to pay for em.

Score

I rim the milk from the doorstep with my choccy starfishkle

Teach them, not learn them.

 

When did you become a Northern Monkeh?

i am glad you explained my nooooooooooooooo

What really ****s me off is people sitting 2 inches of your bumper in a traffic jam. Then, everytime you move another 2 inches, they move right up your arse again maintaining their 2 inch gap. What is the point? If people do it to me I'll sit there and turn the engine off and let a nice big gap build in front of me just to **** them off.

Yeah 2 inches is annoying but not as annoying as the car in front being so far behind the one in front of that they can no longer see it

In a traffic jam situation, the driver that leaves quite a gap is usually one who is rather p!ssed off with the stop/go mentality of drivers around him/her. I'll admit to occasionally leaving a gap in the traffic when it doesn't cause other drivers problems. When doing so, I can crawl the car along in first or second gear, on minimal throttle. It causes less pollution, less wear on the car, and I am not forever braking and accelerating, and so eating up the fuel and brake pads.

 

Now the funny thing is, is that I suspect you knew the answer, as to why drivers leave a gap, all along. Peculiar as it may seem, most drivers are on the road for their purposes, not yours, however polite or impolite they might be.

Expected something like this from you.....

Im talking about a gap of over 200yards from the car in front. Its infuriating to the point where people stuck behind him where beeping horns etc.

But of course, you knew best all along

we used to aim fireworks through the letter boxes of old people's homes.

 

that'll learn 'em.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Its like being told your a really nice bloke but crap in bed really though isn't it

Tonight- Go out get hammered, probably fight a bit

Tomorrow- Footeh match, Hampshire cup away in Blasingsmoke somewhere. Go out after and get hammered

Sunday- Paintballing at skirmish Lasham, maybe mess some people up a bit. in teh evening listen to Katie Meluas album on repeat in a darkened room