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I genuinely do feel sorry for those getting connecting flights through Dubai and Doha, having their travel plans ruined. I was nearly in the same boat last year.

Glad it’s not just me, he’s one of these ‘modern’ comedians, you know the ones that aren’t funny. The fact that the other celebrity that does my head in, Davina McCall is also on The Masked Singer makes it a no for me.

Good work Sir, I hope you don’t mind if I borrow it.

‘Royal caviar’ 😆 brilliant!! Did you make that one up, I’ve never heard it before?

More a case of me being too quick, something Mrs Sums often complains about!

Bree!

Do you make her wear a burqa?

My daughter flew in to Amsterdam this morning, just the normal passport control, looks like their kiosks are not in operation yet.

Fair enough and I know I'm being a little flippant with my choice of words but clearly there is an issue many who follow that religion sadly.

I didn't say every, I said 'pretty much every' so only 99.9% of them 😜

You can bet that pretty much every Muslim male went and voted and would have dragged their (obedient) wives out too. They would all have voted Green of course.

Apparently we do. When I had the same argument a few months ago, I was 'proved wrong' by someone presenting this word, odd that most have never heard of it. The problem is many Muslims think that mocking or questioning Islam is Islamaphobia, it's bollox.

Brussels by Eurostar from Amsterdam was disappointing

I didn’t watch the BAFTA’s but this must have been very funny. I can remember many years ago watching the documentary about John Davidson, hardly anyone had heard of Tourette’s at the time, this made it both fascinating and hilarious. I remember one part when he was in a greenhouse and the teacher dropped a plant pot, John immediately blurted out ‘Fuckin idiot’