paulwantsapint

What will happen if

England

Germany

France

Italy

Spain

Russia

As major leagues all decide to boycot

Dec 97 v Leicester MLT took leave of his senses & passed the ball to that ever prolific goal scorer Francis Benali to net the winner

Great goal because nobody believed it

Lets all have a curry echoed round the dell for rest of the game

If only we had both pahars & rickie together what a strike force they would have made

Would it have been an idea to have given jay rod a call up to have been Rickie's runner

The head to head between Lambert and Carroll next Sunday has taken on a tasty new significance, with two more qualifiers coming up. Anybody got a spare ticket for Woy?

Hodgson won't be at st Mary's unless rickie pays for his seat in directors box

Cortese will demand Roy's seat is paid for because if Cortese pays for his ticket so does everyone else

Guly is a cross between MLT & Carlton Palmer

On his day the touch of le Tissier & engine of Palmer

unfortunately when not his day it's more like touch of Palmer & work rate of unintrested Le tiss

Will Johnny Depp start supporting us now that his body double plays for us

Also rumoured to have a place in lymington

To be fair I would probably take a hoddle or WGS type season where saints get lots of clean sheets & 1-0 wins

Teams have lots of similarities

Solid keeper

Dominant cb

Flying lb

Hard working cms

Dangerous front line

Manager who doesn't speak English ( hoddle spoke hoddle, WGS spoke Scottish )

Not picking anyone out particularly but what are the worst forms of gamesmanship that are being seen too often

Going down after a tackle & forcing ref to halt opposition attack when none serious injury

"Injured player" walking across pitch then collapsing in a heap yard from touch line

Waving imaginary card to get player booked/sent off

Catching ball in play to claim foul

Trying to commit a foul then claiming being fouled

Won't include fouls or dives as they are just fouls

Maybe not in this order but all important for different reasons

Matt Patterson v millwall - the 1st goal of the new era

Rickie v man city - proved he could score against top opposition in top flight

Dean Hammond v Leeds - 1st goal in championship

Lallana v Carlisle - put us 2 up at wembley & proved to saint Markus he invested well & got him some silver wear to go next to clock on his mantle piece

Billy sharp v Coventry - settled the nerves & took us up

Can see mp playing 4-3-1-2 at times

With

Clyne , lovren , cb , shaw

Morgan , wanyama , cork

Am

Rickie , dani

Is the aap3 deal the reason the players go on the pitch before ko in track suit tops without sponsor for the prematch handshake & picture?

Personally would have preferred it was £500 per minute which would mean more like £48k+ for a full match as saints charge for injury time

Buyers beware when dealing with saints

Make this easy for united £20m + jonny Evans/ Phil jones/ chris smalling & they pay wages + add ons might get Cortese to start negotiations

When dave jones 1st arrived he told MLT ( just back from broken arm ) if he scored a couple of goals against Brentford in league cup he could be subbed

MLT scored 2 in first 30 mins then asked have I done enough to come off yet?

Could MP use same tactic with Osvaldo ?

Wonder if dani will become the new Terry ( elvis ) Paine & take his guitar on the team coach

Ossie- I have been told you still pray to god, well god prays to Rickie Lambert, didn't Artur Boruc give you Rickie's direct no? If you ask nicely I will get you a signed shirt

Has andy Carroll got the same heel injury that MLT suffered end of 94/95 season?

Probably Wanyama, he owns every blade of grass. I wouldn't try and get it off him either.

Reminds me of the rumour that Radhi Jaidi had been killed but the grim reaper was too 5h1t scared to tell him

Surely if saints ever needed it Cortese could ask Mali to take the naming rights for the ground

Why was Lallana's goal ruled out

Rickie was at worst level when chambers crossed

Lallana was onside when rickie headed it

Jay rod was offside which is why he didn't touch the ball

Just imagine how good big vic will be after a few weeks in the gym bulking up he was everywhere in the 1st half

Lovrens tackle was pure class

Could rickie have put his pen any more into the corner sure there was another fraction of a millimetre he could have used

I think chambers confidence grew as the game went on & 2nd half he was getting forward

Was good to see just prior to kick off a few of the other players going over to chambers with words of advice/encouragement

Was a good solid league debut for the boy & part of a defensive shut out

I agree that Rooney would be a good partner for rickie if they could get the understanding that if 1 drops deep or wide the other gets central

Saints will start the new season with our new international goal scoring cf

He stands at just under 6'3, Rickie, Rickie,

he'll take us to the champions league, Rickie, Rickie,

he get's the ball he takes the p***,

he wears the shirt of Matt le Tiss

rickie Lambert England's goal MacHine!

He stands at just under 6'3, Rickie, Rickie,

he'll take us to the champions league, Rickie, Rickie,

he get's the ball he takes the p***,

he wears the shirt of Matt le Tiss

rickie Lambert Englands goal MacHine!