OttawaSaint

Feels dirty but yessss UTd!!!

We didn't lay a single glove on a team that had lost 18 of 20. Let that sink in. Our players didn't have the guts to grab the game by the scruff and leave everything out there for the win. The stoppage time showed us everything we need to know about these serial losers. Plodding around without a care in the world looking over at the tunnel thinking about getting some takeout for supper.

Rasmus is a typical "I'm the smartest guy in the room" bore. He's probably got stats on our training session. Purring all the while about our defence having not conceded a goal in training since Christmas loudly proclaiming his ever so clever system is working. He'd be too thick to realize that that also means none of our players have scored a goal in that time.

We're down, we play like somone learning the buttons on FIFA. Oh shit is X pass? Which one is speed burst again? Fuck square is diving tackle, I've given away a penalty! Shit I'm in clear what is shoot what is shoot?...never mind...

That was him I'm a nutshell. Gets the ball loads of space to drive into and either work in a shooting chance or roll it across for someone else and instead he stuttered like a faulty internet connection. His feeble brain scrambling to function and execute. By then it was too late and like a laggy connection in FIFA he just passed it straight to Leeds. I think it tells us a lot about just how shit our other attacking midfielders are that this clown is picked ahead of them.

We won't beat Leicester. We're just too broken. Need a fucking hard reset.

Predicting another utterly blunt performance vs a shit looking Leicester, no chances, concede a sloppy one to rat face...

Sent back through time by a P÷$%ey fan to relegate us. I'll need your boots, your shinpads and your shirt...

Cos he's shit.

Stepped out of the way of the ball. Shit the Bednarek as usual. Never play again!

Amos come quickly, it's Yorkshire Saint ees int top field...summuts wrong with 'im...

So Saintsy that we go to a crucial 6 pointer on the back of a win against one the big 6 and put in the limpest performance I've seen since Erectile Dysfunction Anonymous thought it'd be a good idea to put antidepressants in the tea...

Yep. No intensity at all. 5 minutes of injury time and they just wanted it to be over. How many times have we seen a team throw the fucking kitchen sink at us in time added on? Shit players with shit mentality. Going diwn!

Sick to death of supporting this team. Couldn't we, just once have pulled a rabbit out of a hat with Selles and cruised to a swashbuckling 3-0 win to getvthe confidence flowing though the club and condemn Leeds to more misery? Nah, of course not.

Yep and it was Shitnarek's initial balls up that led to the ball being in that corner. Easy clearance.

It's not the same though because we've given Leeds a team in the mess with us 3 free points. Other way around and Leeds are 3pts closer to us.

Elyounoussi is the football equivalent of when a load of lads go out on the pull but one of them is a total dickhead bore that scares off all the women and cockblocks everyone else.

I've got a car that breaks down every week when I go to get groceries. Last week it didn't, got me there and back, I cooked a great meal. Had a chance to replace that car this week but it got me there last week so... Fucking heap of junk broke down again. How could this happen?

I was impressed with how well we set up and played at Chelsea but that display today was up there with some of our worst in the last 3 years.

We had the paperwork all signed and asked Moi if he could quickly deliver it to the FA...

We can relax now. No chance of staying up. I'll sleep better now.

Yep. We've done it again, gift wrapping yet another 3pts to a team that's been there for the taking and played absolutely gash.

Commentator saying "nail biting finish". First time watching Saints eh?

Let's face it Leeds could put out Jimmy Somerville and we'd still lose.

That's the Bednarek turn. Much more effective than the Cruyff turn, results in a goal every time...