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Broja to score and then run and chin Ralph...

Has to not quite rhyme though like "Garner" and "Saga"... Romeu to Gremio?

I.e. a grade 1 so that it's just precautionary and he doesn't do any more damage.

That's the issue. Let play go on, someone overstretching to get back because no flag and then the flag goes up. Stupid.

God this offside, wait 2 minutes and then flag thing is fucking stupid!

It's not handball if it's vs Saints...

FFS! Bad miss Moi (2nd attempt).

Hopefully when we get there we don't just coast to the finish like last year. Really frustrating.

Don't get too high, don't get too low. This place is full of "elephant in the room" posts when we string 2 wins together and "certs for relegation" when we lose a few.

Peter Odemwingie will be taking his car for a service right about now just in case he has to drive to a ground or two to get signed...

Deliberate handball by Steve Cook, only a yellow...hmm Edit: penalty saved!

Brilliant finish to this one. Newcastle just hit the bar. End to end, now they have a free kick in Trippier territory. Schar took it and missed!

Screamer from ASM vs Wolves!

If I remember the script we go in feeling confident due to our improved defensive play only to get utterly dicked.

Ralph: hold my peach schnapps!

Stansfield...Gabriel, what is this? Late 80s top of the pops?

2-1 Arsenal. That looked a bit sketchy. VAR says it's OK.

Bournemouth forum must be in utter meltdown!

Still a shower of massive cunts Liverpool

Scousers : ehhh whyyyyno penalteeee? Whyyy always ussss?

Singing our song too...

OMG! This is a bit cuntish by Liverpool but funny none the less...

Nine!!!

And still no Salah points. Fuck! Instead I left Cody on the bench and he has 9pts!

8!!!!