OttawaSaint

Alright, so who's up next. Palace? We ain't going to get anything in this with our powderpuff strike force.

Was just about to type that Arsenal are there for the taking but we don't have the firepower. They rub it in showing us what we are missing.

Cunts

Bah should have gone near post.

JWP zone for a free kick.

So frustrating.

Tino injured. Groin maybe.

Another shit corner.

Trouble is, both Bednarek and Stephens look like they have a gaffe in them.

Nonsense.

Good shot AA.

Sloppy from both sides so far.

Jesus, not much room out there. Both teams pressing.

Early yellow for a dirty challenge by the Arse.

Keystone cops already from Diallo and Bednarek.

MLG would like a word with you.

Ah nuts! Thanks. Hopefully his muscles aren't like Stu's and he'll be back soon.

I missed it but what happened to Adams?

Willy out!

Kone ist der gashe! Das fucking mannschaft. Ein seaside bed und breakfast hotel! Bansebaini...ein sonne in law!

Let's face it. Whatever happens we'll all be fucking miserable by full time. It's the Southampton way...

He's shit anyway...

Wish he'd slowed it down and passed sideways in 97th minute. Now's not the time to try something James, you plank!

No doubt we'll be fed a gallery of Elyanoussi and AA scoring worldies. JWP having a laugh with Ralph. Now we face Arsenal away with no Salisu, no Romeu, probably no Macca or Fraser either. And if McSicknote can't get his calf sorted out, him too. Oh joy!

I'll just file that under "Saints capitulate". Ugh, says I need more hard drive space...