OttawaSaint

Bertie is definitely our weakest starter at the moment. He rarely gets deep on the overlap to cross, he gets done by opposing wingers, gets caught ball watching and as you said, totally ignores the wide man in front of him.

Over 4.5 hours now since we scored a goal (that var hasn’t disallowed).

Poor one by his standards. Gah!

JWP territory, pop it in lad!

WBA 0-4 LEE

Missing the link up play of Armstrong. Djenepo and Walcott not being particularly effective so far. We seem so set in our ways, no one really dares to try and do something like a shot from distance or a lung bursting run into the box.

Dear oh dear Bertie. Not good.

WBA 0-3 LEE

BUR 1-0 SHU WBA 0-2 LEE

We work the ball nicely at times and then spoil it with sloppy passes.

West Ham going to ground a lot. Ref buying it.

Really want to see Djenepo running at them, tempt a few fouls or open things up.

Haller ran straight into Bednarek, gets free kick.

Nice footwork from Djenepo. Want to see more of that.

Ohhh Adams overbooked the pass. Saints playing well so far.

Adams took a kick to the head there.

It was really close. Didn’t see any lines drawn on my feed (DAZN).

Yep. 3 in a row.

Yessssssss! Ings!!! Nope: offside again. Jesus.

I was wrong to think you might understand. Keep trying mate, the lightbulb will eventually go on. You don’t have to let your limitations hold you back. Be brave!

I’d better get my crayons out then.

Come on Saints! MLG and Turkish notes: this statement isn’t to be taken literally but is my rallying cry for the team I support to play well and win.

I like him and appreciate what he’s done for us over the years. He wasn’t very good in the Fulham game (I guess “gash” was a little harsh, sorry Shane) but I think it highlights how badly we need replacements. I wonder what happened to Obafemi, he was the hero in our game just one year ago.

No. I’m only on holiday. I’m a teacher in what is the equivalent of sixth form here. It’s been an exhausting semester so I’m just relaxing and letting off a bit of steam. Apologies to the Shane Long fans, I’m sure he’s a nice man but I think he’d be better suited in the Championship.

I’m like the Shane Long of Saintsweb, I’m fast and put in a lot of effort...