kpturner

You were probably getting a beer on 37 minutes

Speaking like one of those f**king meerkats is an infraction.

As a male, I feel unqualified to judge the looks of professional footballers.....and who knows when it comes to female preferences. My other half would have dropped them without blinking for John Thaw, but thinks Brad Pitt ain't all that! She obviously has good taste in men though........

Didn't somebody get kicked out recently when caught with one of these.

If you stayed in the pub, the beer would be worth drinking also.

So you are regularly missing 22% of the first half and some of the second half? Do you miss many goals? In block 10 I am able to go down as soon as the whistle goes, get a beer, drink it, and return to my seat before the second half kicks off. Mind you, if we get to the PL that will probably become a thing of the past.

Wtf??

You mean there would be twice as many people going out for a gypsies halfway through the second half as there would be normally.

Ditto - if we lose to Coventry then I will be ******ed right off, regardless of whether or not it means Pompey are relegated. Besides, we will defo need a result in the last match.

Turkish started a monumental great thread about this some time ago - did he not?

His dad, Guy, will be proud

So how many of you are just re-doing it as soon as you get a result that you don't find palatable?

What is that? Something French?

Thanks. I will PM my bank details

West Ham 3-1 up now

F**king Birmingham :-(

I would complain if I were you

bet they still win

Not testing Lansbury ATM

No! Keep up :-)

Rob Green sent off and no goalie on the bench!

Three 2-2 scores methinks

No, but I frequently dream about trying to tee off from a very awkward place where I cannot quite get the ball to stay on the tee OR there is no room to swing the club properly.....and there are always lots of people watching impatiently. Does that count?

Blackpool are a huge threat to the second automatic promotion spot. I do not want them to win. In fact, I would prefer West Ham to win. Over the next few weeks I would rather be second (with a decent gap to third) than top (with no decent gap to third).

You're welcome