LA77

depends how many J Arthurs are knocked out

Grown men that say "coolio" and "cool beans". Mongs

no wonder they've all got mullets in Scandinavia

£9, straight in, straight out, no awkward bullsh*t chit-chat.

I'm not surprised if your head is in Coventry, and the rest of you is in Hereford/St Mary's

I'd tell them to poke it. There's norway I'd pay that

£9.50

did you give them a tenner? or did you collect the change? If they mess up the burns they don't get paid at all from me

£25 including tip...then again, I'm a tart.

do you have one of them parrot type haircuts like Beattie used to have?

8:50 and I just give them a tenner. The barbers I use is decked out in Saints colours in Bitterne

The fact a player can "earn" 4.7 million since his last game, and the likes of Tevez refusing to come on, and all the other retarded things footballers get up to, it's no wonder fans are getting fed up with the game. It has to go pop soon (I hope)

How about Hedge end sainsburys FFS?

I remember this happening in Bournemouth a few years ago. He was a repeat offender, and was doing it for a while until he was caught. He was a cyclist that was fed up being cut up when he was out on his bike. That ***** needs to be rammed off the road

start to worry if your mates ask to pop round with either a can of lager, a fishing rod or a chicken

You could clearly notice yes... and some nasty comments were made at times, but kids are dicks.

it seems certain kids wanna be starting somethin'

Football fans that refer to players by their nickname, as if they personally know them. "come on Lambo" or "we really miss chappy" etc. Idiots!

He didn't decide though, he had a skin condition and the condition does exist, I went to school with someone who had it... though she wasn't black.

was it bad?

Agree with all of these. I would do a list, but there are too many to mention.

I'd like to add "nom nom nom nom". What utter mongness. Usually updates from fat c**nts. And it's not a shock that they're eating

No, he says "Gud with Fud."

indeed he does. Fecking annoying. Only a jock can make that rhyme

The jock on the co-op advert that says "good with food".

Welcome to the future.

sorry sir, I couldn't resist

Driver is always injured, and not sure how good he is actually is, he had a good season about 2/3 seasons ago, but that was it. Michael Knightly also looked like he was a great player for a season or two at Wolves and has since faded away.

 

Lee Holmes might be just as good, and might actually have better a better injury record.

are you saying their fans would gladly drive him here themselves?

In the old days it was accepted to call a spade a spade ffs

There's not enough Cricket to go round. The 6 main test grounds have all been upgraded, as well as Cardiff. The Rosebowl will never make money. Who wants a hotel in the middle of west end? There's already one on the main road near the tennis place. They are insane

People that talk in that annoying upward tone, like they do in Neighbours.

People that say "like" all the time. "I was like sooooo annoyed at having to go to Fratton on the bubble" *****s.

People (mainly birds but some stupid fag men say it) that say "yay" like the idiots do on facebook.

people that go to football in fancy dress

facebook

It was a laugh on the way in and out, and it was good to see the start of the game. The edge was taken off the day though, and the atmosphere wasn't great.

Rubbish, was one of our best players against Blackpool....the game before the skates!!!

was he? He could (and maybe should) have scored twice if he could have headed it on target. His away performances of late have been poor. I am not one to usually moan, and I agree his goals/assists have been a major plus. I feel we are better with Connolly in the side, and Guly playing on the right. He hasn't matched his earlier high standards!