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Over to reading player.

booooooooooo

Entertaining but 0-0 is not good enough.

And we never did find out

What we mustn't dooooooo

This is the SWF.

welldone guly.

Guly tries to retrieve the ball .... and fails to do so.

probably not, he's a waste of space.

64% possesion

Still 0-0 at Reading.

F/cking expats.

Empire of the seas is just starting on bbc 4. That's pre match entertainment sorted!

You've been poodled.

Did you think to yourself "right i'm gonna tell him" before you typed that?

We have already heard your views so would you kindly refrain from spamming my thread until you have something new and interesting to say.

I own hunting horn and someone rang up heavy breathing down the phone so I gave them a blast, only to find out it was an uncle who was suffering with throat cancer.

Eurostat has confirmed that the region (the eurozone) shrank by 0.3% in the last three months of 2011. The details of today's GDP data: • Household spending fell by 0.4% • Exports fell by 0.4% • Imports fell by 1.2%. This morning's GDP data also confirmed that the eurozone grew by just 0.7% during 2011.

What's with the sarcasm? I do think a crash is coming up though not least because Spain is a busted flush and once Greece meets it's destiny then Spain is going down with them.

Solar panels is the latest one that I'm getting. If you have the time and the patience keep them on the line for the fun of it. I like to keep getting them to repeat themselves and asking them to speak more slowly. Just keep doing this over and over again until they hang up.

Wind up? Moi? Surely not.

FTSE down .8% so far today.

My old man said be a Poopey/Pimpley/Pumpey fan I said fook off b/llocks you're c/nt When I was just a little boy I asked my mother what should I be should I be Poopey/Pimpley/Pumpey If you all hate Poopey/Pimpley/Pumpey clap your hands In the Poopey/Pimpley/Pumpey slums etc etc. Is that more to your liking Noodles? you're talking utter ****e Noodles. They have always been known as Pompey by us.

I'm not sure which Turkish will find the most offensive - being likened to them OR the association with SRS.

Have you not considered that it reinforces our superiority over them when we rise above them? The older generation usually refer to them and the city of Portsmouth as Pompey, so what's changed?