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I had one ring up today saying they noticed I payed insurance for my SKY dish FFS. Kept them on for a few minutes before I got bored and told them I don't have SKY and I don't have a dish.

You won't get a better offer.

I've just had to get up off the settee to answer the door to be told "we are here to inform you that your exchange has been upgraded to improve your broadband". I replied "how do you know i've got broadband?" Bloke enquired "do you have broadband?" I replied "what's it gotta do with you and what company are you from?" He replied "we're from talk talk..." Door shut in their faces. I've got a police sign on the door window saying nothing is bought at the door and telling anyone trying to sell something to basically f/ck off. So Is it OK to be rude to these people?

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Most consecutive home wins: 25, Bradford Park Avenue (Third Division North, 1926–27) 18 Won, 7 to go to equal a record that has stood for 85 years. (please feel free to call me a pr/ck if we now fail to beat Peterborough)

I will read the rest later. Nothing like a Frank's cousin post to compliment my bedtime mug of drinking chocolate.

Contact Nick via his forum - a fao saintnick should do the trick. http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/fb_mb.php You will also find a far better quality of poster on there too.

Well Andy would know. There are no bounds to his knowledge about everything.

You never see a pensioner on a bike!

My original post was tongue in cheek. Next time i'll have to use a winky smiley with you.

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So are you suggesting that there are no costs incurred for purchases from the window? Buying a ticket for a football match is an essential part of the process of going. That's what you do. It is a joke that we are charged over and above the cost of a stamp and an envelope for this. I can understand charging extra for using a credit card, but not for a debit card. If you agree with the ticket tax at a cost over and above p+P why not have a turnstile tax too - that is an expense, or why not have a steward tax - that's another expense, or why not have a big screen tax - it uses electric.

Thanks. It's good to have such a connected poster who has met lots of his constituents and discussed his popularity with them. Did they refer to themselves as Scottish of Fifian?

TSW in getting special perks from the club shocker.

You seem very naive about where Cortese is going here. Before you know it Cortese will have ramped up ticket prices and that sneaky little extra will be the cherry on the top. When you're having to pay 40 quid + a game don't start moaning.

Has the one eyed idiot been in Westminster since he lost the election?

So what exactly are we getting from paying a 3 pound ticket tax aside from p+P? And can you please explain why there is a ticket tax for the bubble game when you have to pick up the coach pass from the ticket office?

This is precisely why i'm against holding fans back. The coach system is the best system, but it's been organised so badly (no postal delivery of coach passes) and it has been jumped on by the club to rip off fans (booking fee despite no delivery/coaches run for a tidy profit/charging to park at SMS). If the club/police had been a bit more reasonable and less keen to milk this whole thing i'm sure a lot more people would have been accepting of it.

There must be a plimsole line of seats that escape television coverage. My proposal would be the place all aesthetically abnormal supporters behind this line. Fatties, gingers etc. This would then improve our image and at the same time allow abnormal types the comfort of knowing they are not embarrassing both themselves and the club.

Wellsaid. A few years ago she'd have had to wash clothes down at the stream and mangle them. There was no vacum cleaner just a broom and pan. Irons needed heating on the fire she'd have to make, and she'd have to skin a rabbit for her mans supper. Women have never had it so easy FFS.

With 50 odd coach loads you just know the pigs will go cone happy.

Was considering that. Would it be the main bus station where national express stop? I just mentioned the car park along with the main problems, but Wes is just boring us rigid with his explanation of the obvious.