dune

What was the gripe you've got against Hypo?

You'll be fine.

It's a shame Deppo wimped out. He has a sizeable fanbase from what i'm hearing...

Went in the student union bar once when i was a student and it was full of geeks. The balls were good though. Passed on the festivals.

Was he once president of a students union?

Extremely. While normal students were getting hammered and getting layed you were getting votes.

My mistake Deppo. I wrongly assumed you were an adult. That would explain why you said nothing at the time and saved it for when you logged onto TSW.

Wheras you have the personality of a guy that was president of a students union. Geek me up Scotty.

With jokes like yours you'd be the centre of attention.

But i'll always have my badge long after the satisfaction has gone. You on the other hand will always be remembered as a snivveling little worm that was in full gob off mode, but went quiet when invited to partake. Just like you were as silent as the grave in the pub.

You aren't interesting enough to ever matter Mr president. Answer me this. Were you a prefect like I guessed?

Of course. It means that my campaign against the evils of the Socialist state has been effective and has rattled the forums Marxists. Like I said winning (you'd call it losing) is a victory.

Not once your comrades cast their votes. The hilarious part is that they're voting for my badge of honour.

Looking good so far.

And i'm always right. That is what the bolsheviks hate so much. The simple sword of truth is all I need.

Here it is.

ha ha, i'll be bombarding bajs email if they try that one.

i'll soon be the victor so that will be my perogative.

He said yes.

Cool, but we all know he bottled it, so please go ahead. Dune v Hypo.

Deppo is too scared to enter the run off.

I said you were a geek. Deppo really attracts them.

Because you know I want your vote, or maybe it's a double bluff... Win or lose I win (depending on whether you think winning is losing or losing is winning or winning is winning or losing is losing) so i'm not bothered, I can win if i win or lose if i win even if i lose and lose by winning as loser even though i'm a winner.

I'm worse. Thanks for your vote gobby teen.

It's called winning votes. A loser like you would never be any good at that.