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'Arry is the new manager of Birmingham

Excellent. Another club to hate, and the fact that it's BCFC makes it so effortless.

I hope that his death will bring closure to those who lost loved ones during that horrible period in history.

Chris Perry. Obviously not crap for all of his career but was at the very very very end when he came to us. Immense at times when most of our players were utter crap.

A great singer and a wonderful soul. RIP.

I stand with Gary. Nice to see some compassion in the world.

1. Man U

2. Chelsea

3. Man City

4. Arsenal

5. Everton (pains me to even think it)

6. Spurs

7. Liverpool

8. Wet Sham

Saints finishing 14th. A rebuilding year. It may look dicey from time to time but we will stay up.

Relegated: Burnley, Swansea, Palace

Could've been better, or worse.

Insightful for someone who (presumably) isn't especially close to the club. Aspiring bloggers and writers should make a point of reading this to see how to craft a good article.

 

Anyone read Consortium11's comments below?

I tried. Ok Consortium11, who are you?

Ok. Klinsmann. He's been disastrous for the USA. Probably taken them back 20 years as far as progression. Nobody expects the USA to win against Argentina, but 4-0, without a shot on target on home soil, is something you wouldn't even expect in the 1990s. Plus he's more fond of searching out dual citizens in Germany than he is blooding new talent in America.

I'd rather have Roy Hodgson. Or have 'Arry back. Or Joe Kinnear. That's how bad he is. A Klinsmann appointment will either result in an October/November sacking or a campaign in the Championship for the 2017/18 season.

My favourite sex position is the JFK.

 

I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

That was in incredibly bad taste sir.

I love it!

Such a depressing situation. Orlando isn't far from my hometown although I don't know the club and nobody I know was near there. Time to repeal the Second Amendment full stop.

Those were really bad times. If it happened now I could properly laugh it off instead of attempting a wry and mournful chuckle - it wasn't meant as an insult to Ted Bates after all - but at the time it seemed to be a symbol of everything wrong at the club.

We've come a long way in a surprisingly short amount of time.

Like to see him stay but would not say no to a big money deal. Everton are flashing the cash, as much as I hate the idea of doing business with them they look prime for mugging.

Glad that's over.

 

On a side note, I've never in all my life known a set of fans sign up to another clubs main board to tell them just how big they are etc etc.

I have. These fans also wear blue.

F**k their club, f**k their manager, f**k their fans and f**k their embarrassment of a city.

Blue in peace here lads.

 

Koeman will be confirmed tomorrow by all reliable accounts. Talks have been held up due to your end dragging their heels. It seems you were confident Ron would stay in spite of our interest and have spent the last few days approaching managerial targets and working out compensation terms, which is understandable given the narrative that Everton couldn't take Southampton's manager.

 

Preventing player poaching might not be a great concern for you. Granted, there are one or two that Koeman might want to take along, but the appointment of a DoF and the new owner's own targets mean it's unlikely you'll loose too many. I suppose your biggest concern could be Forster. It's unlikely we'll take VvD unless we sell Stones, which we'll only do if there's an offer significantly in excess of £40m.

 

Hopefully this won't sour relations between the two clubs too much in the future. I think it's natural that Koeman would want to take the next step and, like at Feyenoord, he will hopefully be remembered as doing great stabilising work with your club as you transition from feeder club to a solid PL outfit. Great progress, really, and your board should be commended.

This is an impressively aggressive and insulting little post for someone who's come on 'in peace'. Not sure you really know what that means.

Hard to see past Delgado for this one although Dani Osvaldo gives him a f***in run for his money.

Sorry, I forgot there was a club out there. Cute.

To be honest, as much as I'd like to see Man U sanctioned, it would set a bad precedent. Whatever the reason for the alert, I'm glad they put security over money and/or points. I'd hate to get blown up one day because the club whose stadium I was visiting was afraid of a sanction.

- Saints win. Emphatically.

- Worst case scenario is 6th.

- Finish above Liverpool.

- Tottingham and Poch bottle it spectacularly and finish deservably below Arsenal. At least they are second in North London.

- Skates lose out on promotion, even a trip to Wembley. In stoppage time.

Perfect, perfect weekend.

What is green and smells of pork?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kermit's finger.

What's wrinkled and smells of Ginger? Fred Astaire's face.

Don't worry Adam. West Brom is a pretty good club too. See you there in a couple of years!

Foul.

The weather.

Other things too I guess, but the f**ing weather can go f*** itself.