raynesparksaint

Maybe you are right, maybe he likes you. Give him a friend request and see what happens. Report back here with the results of your date.

To be honest with you there hasn't been too much of a reason for anyone to visit, before today I only had about 10 posts (although those 10 posts were all top class)

Now I have stumped a fiver though, you'll be hearing a lot more from me. Expect my profile to be visited by at least 3 people by the end of next week.

That means you have had 55 visits on total parker, not that Wurzel has visited you 55 times (although he might of).

How comes only he is listed then? Are people visiting me anonymously?

Must admit I found that post disgusting. I mean, come on... what the feck is Michaela Strachan doing in this wenk fest of a fred? Put me off my stroke.

Not the best looking bird I admit, but she was worth getting out of bed for on Saturday mornings in the mid-80's. Better than Sarah Greene anyway.

You have to admit she looks alright in 2 out of 3 of those pics (on reflection the third one is a bit ropey)

Does this mean Wurzel has visited me 55 times?

The last 1 visitor(s) to this page were:

Wurzel

This page has had 55 visits

Actually maybe don't post pics of dead chicks either, just old / minging will do

Tokyo - can we make it so people have to put 3-4 pics of the chicks in their prime, then 1 when they are older/minging/dead? So we can see the comparison?

The savage truth is that fit girls don't stay fit forever and I think we need to reminded of that

Curry thief? I have bought and paid for my dansak!

The sister is NOT fit Tokyo!

Brigitte Bardot

Now...

Relatively recent, but still applicable I believe. I know she is quite young in a couple of these but in my defence I was younger than her at the time!

Tiffani Thiessen a.k.a Kelly Kapowski from Saved By The Bell

Take a look at her now...

My nominations:

Michaela Strachan

Bonus points for being up for it with a gorilla?

Second up - Cheryl Baker

She said Tokyo is super Mushy Atsui!!! Staff room revelations at the Japanese school!

Care to comment Tokyo?

The red kit doesn't look too bad after all?

Surprised this one hasn't been mentioned. Or one of the two v Newcastle. Or any one of another 100 from Matt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj42ua8LHpU

I wonder if there was a vote for top 20 Saints Goals, how many would be from MLT? Suppose it might be a bit skewed with lack of youtube footage from ye olden days

Rideout played the game of his life that day, even outshone a young Shearer.

I'm surprised Pool didn't change shirts at half-time. It's pretty obvious grey shirts don't stand out at the Dell.

The whole Petrov thing cracks me up. If they want to applaud at that point every game, fair play to them, it's a nice gesture. If opposition fans join in, that's nice as well. But there shouldn't be any obligation to do so.

Didn't we play a friendly against them and Ball was told he was available so snapped him up? Once he got here it came to light he need an op on his back, he wouldn't have it and there was some problem that meant he couldn't play in this country? Memory is a little hazy on this but definitely remember something to do with his back and an op.

Barca loaned him out to Man City (then Coventry although he didn't play a game for them) after us, so it wasn't an issue with playing in England. Yes it was his back injury that scuppered his career with us, although he did ok in the MLS afterwards. I think Ray Graydon signed him for Walsall too on a short-term basis.

They don't seem too impressed about him on talk sport which is a bit strange,they seem surprised about his price tag and said Uruguay were awful in the Olympics so we couldn't of based our decision to buy him on his Olympic performance.

Just because they get airtime doesn't make them experts. If London clubs aren't involved, Talksport really don't give a toss.

Basing their judgment on three games...ridiculous. He didn't even play that bad at the Olympics from what I saw. Scored a great goal.

The latest Gazella report stated that he's played in 75% of Uruguay's games in the last 12 months, which is inc. the Olympic games.

I'm not sure the Olympic Games matches count towards the percentage (he played in all 3). Perhaps as it is classified as an under-23 tournament, therefore unofficial?

Because it has been said many a time that we are difficult to deal with by agents, by not doing things in the 'normal' manner. Couple this with the deals for Jemal, Rosenior, Phillips and Ward. Don't hear about other clubs having these problems do you?

Are you saying there are hardly any other ongoing transfer sagas in the world... apart from at Saints? Arsenal have one every summer, it's becoming tradition.

Gast-on Ram-ir-ez..

Gast-on Ram-ir-ez..

Keep it simple

You all know how it goes, it's the 5 syllable classic chant. Also used for Adam Lallana, Robin Van Persie

Great post, but with my pedant head on, Steve Moran isn't from London. Lawrie spotted him playing for Sarisbury Sparks and offered him a new pair of boots if he scored a hat-trick, which he duly did.

I'm sure Steve Moran was from Croydon