Coxford_lou

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I think you've been reading Fifty Shades too much, BBB!

Have you changed your avatar? Tapatalk is showing a different one in the preview page to the one in thread view!!!!!

Oh is it? Damn Tapatalk. I was trying out a new avatar, and thought a photo of my mouth would represent the fact I talk on here.

But then I thought better of it, given topic of conversation on here, and chances of being misinterpreted.

Deleted!

Oh wow, maybe I should show this to Mrs B-Tripz who thinks the standard 3 times a year is enough!

Before you do, can I suggest this for you:

http://www.amazon.com/Love-Female-Orgasm-Extraordinary-Guide/dp/1569242763/

To be fair to Lou she isn't quite the sexual harridan you make her out to be. She just said women could do it ten times a night, blokes couldn't!

Correct! I was responding to boys (Bear) bragging

 

Just past your sexual prime then, women hit it at 29 (apparently), blokes much earlier, so could, in fact, be a match made in heaven!

35-44 apparently.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2221384/Flirty-thirties-British-women-hit-sexual-peak-aged-35.html

Whilst there can be no doubting your earnest – indeed, gallant – intentions regarding this matter, as one bro to another, I urge you to consider … the age gap.

 

You are a young bro in the prime of life; whereas, Lou, on the other hand, has hinted, on more than one occasion, that she isn't exactly – putting this as delicately as possible – a spring chicken.

 

Therefore, wouldn't the onerous task of banging Lou, and then writing about it, be better left to an older bro?

Oi! I'm not that old! Just not in my twenties anymore!

"Thankfully I wont have to meet you".....are you being serious? You think you're the one who has got the good deal out of that?

LOL!

Yet, if you enter the woods

Of a summer evening late,

When the night-air cools on the trout-ringed pools

Where the bear whistles his mate

And tracks her vaginal scent

Across far-flung fields and broken brooks

You will hear the beat of his ursine feet

And the swish of a skirt in the dew,

Steadily cantering through

The misty solitudes,

As though they perfectly knew

The old lost road through the woods….

But there is no road through the woods,

for where two hearts enter, but one can leave,

with dripping fanny be-thrilled, and quite empty.

She wanted none of the great bear's seed

For his great bloody carcass was plenty.

 

Was too rushed to say yesterday, but Bear that is both beautiful and sad. How much I wish for a happy ending!

(And top marks for bringing Kipling to Saintsweb.)

I like Dalston, loads of cool places there. Went to a funky little Mexican place a while back. Did you ever go to Street Feast there?

Not I've not, I should do though! But yes, I do like the artsy vibe of Dalston. And the fact it's only 15 mins from home!

Urban Dictionary:

 

No mark: Also commonly used in Merseyside to describe an underacheiver, with no friends, no ambition, no job, but who often has illusions that he is someone or thinks he's important.

LOL!

It means you aren't really anything special but some people act like you are due to the fact that you purport to be female. Whether you find that insulting I suppose is dependent upon how high an opinion you have of yourself.

It's so sweet how you answer for Mikey! You're obviously such a lovely guy.

Not sure why Bearsy doesn't have forum access when he "goes out" but I spot an opening (so to speak).

 

I'd be quite interested to try blowing smoke up your ass, sounds like an interesting way to get high?

More than happy to sit back and watch you and Bear in a best moves-off...

PS. I've got an arse, not an ass.

He means that lots of posters have flocked to you because you claim to be a woman. Has happened a few times on here tbf.

Ah, OK. Funny because it sounded a bit like an insult, but that couldn't possibly be the case if all I've done is be here. Must be my misunderstanding!

I posted in banter central before you had received your first modem.

And now you're a grumpy old fart?

Hiya Hypo! Do you do 'banter and light hearted humour'? I can't quite imagine it, but maybe it's a side of you I've just not experienced yet. You do know that's what TMS is for, don't you?

To be honest, even a smile would do. I'd settle for just a twitch in the right direction.

...

 

You've spent too much time trying to blow smoke up the asses of forum no-marks like Coxford Lou and lapping up the compliments. Take a look at yourself.

Hi Saint Mikey,

Whats a forum no-mark?

Thanks,

Coxford_lou.

That would be mikey not me. I wouldn't say angry, more deluded.

Hiya Hypo! Do you do 'banter and light hearted humour'? I can't quite imagine it, but maybe it's a side of you I've just not experienced yet. You do know that's what TMS is for, don't you?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Maybe it's a good thing. Maybe Mikey was saying something nice about me.

Being friendly on the friendly thread! Securing new job today after short period of unemployment! Starting to consider how best to unleash secrets of last employment on to the main thread (we discussed this Lou!)! Dinner and beers tonight to celebrate new income. Soccer Saturday tomorrow. Chelsea Sunday. Sweet. Have a good one everyone

Congrats Bucks! Looking forward to the ITK thread...

I'm off for dinner, then drinks in Dalston with a group of gal pals tonight. Thank god it's Friday!

It's probably a bit more than an insinuation, really.

What's a forum no mark?

Gotcha. Standby to witness My Best Moves

 

Edit: But not right now, I'm going out now. Standby to receive Best Moves and Pestering Advances within 48-72 hours

I can't wait!

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Just playing hard to get!

How pathetic is it that I find the idea of the thread, just as exciting as the banging?

Bearsy, you were so cool before! Don't become pathetic! Then I won't like you anymore!

But if no one starts a thread how will we know it happened?

Bearsy may rule the roost on Saintsweb. But that doesn't mean he always gets what he wants...