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    in The Muppet Show

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    Sorry to be late to this one, had all the press enquiries and interviews to do you see. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, top baby! Awesome, I never win anything at all, but this is just the best.

     

    Don't rest on your laurels though, bucks. Just because you're top now, doesn't mean you'll always be. Takes a lot of effort to consistently be the best.

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    in The Muppet Show

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    Blime, never saw this. I'm a long way down the list... I suppose that's what comes from being a cúnt.

     

    Yeah, you were much higher before. Dipped a bit in the last couple of days, but lots of potential to climb back up that table. This is an interactive table and sometimes numbers shift throughout the day dependent on performance. It's calculated based on high tech equipment constantly analysing how much I smile, how much I cry, how much my blood pressure is raised. I have little control over the actual results.

    The nice, friendly thread

    in The Muppet Show

    Posted

    +1 how do you keep ur balls trim? I use electric razor, but after the incident last year when the loose skin of my ballsack got entangled in the cutting mechanism, I am naturally v.cautious. Have bros tried Veet on their balls? Is this good product? How about Hot Wax Treatment?

     

    Nah, mate, it's all about the laser hair removal. Permanent, innit. I told em - feck off with that razor b*ll****, I ain't a bloody woman. Smashed it and all. Worried my balls would fall off after, but the ladies love it.

    Katharina's son / Markus' grandson

    in The Saints

    Posted

    I cannot remember the last time a woman was chastised for having a child out of marriage, in real life or modern based fiction.

     

    Have you not read the Daily Mail?! My points was, by needing to reference Swiss open mindedness in the first place, you're creating an implied moral undertone. Small point though...carry on!

    The nice, friendly thread

    in The Muppet Show

    Posted

    but, but, but Pap's met you and everything........

     

    Ow **** it, I can always close my eyes and dream of that heaving bosom as you order your pint of sweet cider at the bar..

     

    Of course you can. Then when you open them you'll see a big, fat, c*ck twirling in your face!

     

    Anyone still up for drinks at The Farmhouse before the Burnley game?! ;)

    Katharina's son / Markus' grandson

    in The Saints

    Posted

    The Swiss are very open minded on unmarried women with children.

     

    What has open mindedness got to do with a woman having a child? Or marriage even?

     

    I think you should revise the statement to say: The Swiss, like the Brits, have women who have children.

    Getting additional money from ex years after you divorced.

    in The Lounge

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    Pretty much impossible to say without more details than I've seen. If their living situation tied her to the home and their child and if she had custody that also limited her ability to progress her professional life for years after the marriage, while his role left him more free to develop the skills and connections that would later be invaluable in making him rich, then I can see a connection. It says she raised her son through "sixteen years of real hardship". That would definitely make it hard for her get into the same earning position as their situation left him in. He would have been left free to pursue his ambitions, while she did a huge amount of work on both of their behalves with no financial reward. He has at least partly made his fortune using freedom that she gave him by taking care of the child the made together.

     

    Again, I'm playing devil's advocate because it seems on this thread that it's needed. I'm not strongly opinionated here.

     

    As with all these things you have to judge on case by case basis, but on that description, there's something to be said for that.

    The nice, friendly thread

    in The Muppet Show

    Posted

    Oh come on, one metaphorical flutter of those gorgeous eyelashes of hers and you go running back to her bosom like a man possessed...

     

    Guy, I can't take this lols anymore. I admit it! The sexist stuff was me just me in character. I am really a bloke! Surely the porn statement was enough of a hint. I spend more time scratching my hairy balls than the lot of you.

     

    Come on BBB, kissey kissey! You know you want to!

    Top 5 bands

    in The Lounge

    Posted

    1. Gilliam Welch

    2. Kelly Willis/Bruce Robison

    3. Neko Case with The Sadies

    4. Wilco

    5. Shakey Graves

    5. (Tied) Alabama shakes

    5. (Tied) Shovels and Rope

    5. (Tied) Avett Brothers

    5. (Tied) White Stripes

    The nice, friendly thread

    in The Muppet Show

    Posted

    Yeah, the trouble with Lou is she's so damn fickle. I mean, look at poor Jonnyboy - one day she's all over him, the next day she relegates him to the bottom of her stupid bloody list!

     

    I did revisit my list, looked at the other candidates, and in the end only dropped him 3 places. Just because I like him. (Or because the other options were so bad!) Sorry, ahem, back to nice...

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