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Frankenstein's Bond Film


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If you could make a Bond film using your favourite bits of others, what would you get?

 

Me...

 

Bond - Brosnan - Various

Villain - Scaramanga - The Man with the Golden Gun

Henchman - Oddjob - Goldfinger

Heroine - Honey Ryder - Dr No

Villainess - Xenia - Goldeneye

Allay - Columbo - For Your Eyes Only

Car - Aston Martin DB5

Gadget - Grenade Pen - Goldeneye

Novelty vehicle - Stealth Boat - Tomorrow Never Dies

Opening scene - Russian Arms Bazzarr - Tomorrow Never Dies

Chase scene 1 - Tank in St Petersburg - Goldeneye

Chase scene 2 - Boat chase through London - The World is not enough

Fight Scene 1 - Fight on the satellite - Goldeneye

Fight Scene 2 - Underwater fight - Thunderball

Killing the main baddy scene - through a jet engine - Die Another Day

Location 1 - Piz Gloria - On her Majesty's secret service

Location 2 - Carribbean - Live and Let Die

Location 3 - Inside the Volcano - You only Live Twice

Theme music - Dance into the Fire - A View to a Kill

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The thought provoking direction and gripping character development of......................oh.

 

i know, a cheap shot, but Bond films are essentially, you know, for kids. I loved them as a child but now the vast majority of them are as embarrassing and have aged as badly as carry-on films.

 

even with the recent 'gritty' re-booting, the bourne films wipe the floor with bond, and in Paul Greengrass we have a British director, capable of satisfying and challanging audiences.

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