Jeremy Forrest Joke Suppository

[Big Bad Bob]

Are we allowed one??

[Big Bad Bob]

Jeremy Forrest: Honestly, please believe me, I have not kidnapped Megan Stammers, we just wanted to get away for a day, bought some new phones and now I am completely lost and can’t find our way back,

 

Jeremy and Megan

 

Sent from my iPhone 5

 

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A paedophile case with a difference! This time, the Forest is buried in the girl.

 

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Folk have been wondering, how long Jeremy Forrest will be going inside for?

 

With a tight schoolgirl pussy, probably 2 minutes tops.

 

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What’s the difference between Stevie Wonder and Jeremy Forrest?..

 

Jeremy Forrest only has one ****ed pupil.

 

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Many people are asking why Jeremy Forrest couldn’t have waited a few months till Megan Stammers was 16 to start a sexual relationship.

 

A busty school girl coming onto you in uniform, yeah me neither.

 

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Teachers…hypocrites….apparently you’re not allowed to take your kids out of school during term time for a holiday….but it’s ok if they do it?

 

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Megan Stammers’ parents must now be looking forward to her Maths GCSE results with some confidence I should imagine.

 

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I don’t see why people with long term conditions should suffer in the bedroom.

 

I mean, Jeremy Forrest seems to be enjoying sex with his 15 year old Stammer.

 

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All the papers had photos of Jeremy Forrest and Megan Stammers leaving Dover.

 

Really sneaky disguising themselves as Thelma and ****gy from Scoobi Doo

 

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We need more maths teachers like Jeremy Forrest. He is so dedicated to teaching that he has taken 1 of his pupils abroad for private tuition. This week he will be teaching her how to subtract her clothes, divide her legs and multiply.

 

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Why did Jeremy Forrest run away with Megan Stammers?….

 

Because she sucked in maths.

 

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So let’s look at the facts: a young girl goes missing with a sex offender…. In France….. And her parents are desperate to find her.

 

The only logical step is to send Liam Neeson over.

 

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Megan and Jeremy are looking at a newspaper for the first time since they ran away together.”It looks like we are in a lot of trouble,my love.”Says the former teacher.”We?”Megan replies.

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Apparently Megan Stammer’s friend is to blame for what’s happened. She’s been ****ging teachers for years. Megan asked her how many teachers she’s had sex with.

 

She replied “Well, I’ve done the English teacher, the geography teacher, the music teacher and the biology teacher. You do the maths”.

 

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That’s teaching. One day you’re taking the register, the next you’re appearing on one.

 

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I wonder if the police have checked Megan Stammers’ grandparents’ loft yet?

 

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When I was a child, you would need a ruler a calculator a pen and a pencil for a maths lesson.

 

Nowadays you only need a rubber.

 

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15 years + 30 years =

 

15 to 30 years.

 

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Think I’ll dress up as a Maths Teacher for Halloween this year…. Should scare the **** out off all the kids!

 

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If Jeremy Forrest is hiding out in Portugal he’d better make sure he doesn’t pop out for half and hour to get some tapas.

 

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A Maths teacher has taken his pupil to France.I imagine it’s a field trip to see how many times 30 goes into 15.

 

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“Gerry?”

 

“Yes, Kate?”

 

“You know that Megan Stammers?”

 

“Yeah?”

 

“What was Madeleine’s maths teacher called again?”

 

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Many people are asking why Jeremy Forrest couldn’t have waited a few months till Megan Stammers was sixteen to start a sexual relationship.

 

I’m sure I’d have the right amount of self-control if a busty schoolgirl came on to me in uniform with a short skirt and stockings…

 

Actually, put like that, I’m surprised he didn’t go on the Eurostar.

 

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The headmaster at Bishop Bell school in Eastbourne is said to be outraged with Maths teacher Jeremy….”we had discussions last week and I made it clear that his actions were ill informed….Megan is lovely but Jessica in the 4th grade has far better tits.”

 

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The difference between the age of consent being 16 or 15.

 

British Tabloids:- Paedo scum Jeremy Forrest Abducts young girl.

 

French Tabloids:- Young couple holidaying in France Bizarrely cause a stir within the British media!

 

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Think you have what it takes to pull a 15 year old?

 

Those who can, teach.

 

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I think Jeremy Forrest should be commended.

 

He’s taken a young British girl to France to show their tabloids what a decent pair of tits looks like.

 

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As a Maths teacher myself, I am disgusted and appalled.

 

My wife has hidden my ****ing passport.

[scotty]

My scouse mate was disgusted by the Megan Stammers case.

 

"A 30 year old abducting a girl of 15!!!" he said. "He's old enough to be her grandad."

[scotty]

Megan Stammers seems to have survived her ordeal well. She is said to be in good health but extremely tired, in fact she described herself as "absolutely f*cked".

[scotty]

If you feel sorry for the parents of Megan Stammers, spare a thought for the French hotel worker who had to change her sheets in the morning.

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Megan Stammers' family have spoken of their relief at seeing TV pictures of her safe and well in France.

 

I know how they feel. I've been quite relieved while looking at her pictures on TV over the last few days as well.

[scotty]

I'm guessing Megan Stammers "What I did in my holiday" essay is going to be one hell of a read.

[scotty]

If a 15 year old girl goes to France with a 30 year old man, travelling at an average speed of 12mph, what is the probability of that girl getting sh*gged?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Best headline I have seen for a while...

 

Jeremy Forrest ready to spill the beans on Megan Stammers affair

 

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/news/913958-jeremy-forrest-ready-to-spill-the-beans-on-megan-stammers-affair#ixzz28FcZK0zw