Managers

[Patrick Bateman]

What is it with this lot? I mean yes we've burnt through odd Directors of Football and CEOs, but the managers since they took charge ...

• Mugged Ralph H off so he left (FWIW, I still think he should've stayed and we'd have been okay that season)
• Nathan Jones, "Mad Nate" and "I have the best XG in Europe. Christ.
• Ruben Selles, the young inexperienced Spanish guy. 11% win ratio, fantastic. 
• Russell Martin. Arguably their best hire as he got us promoted, but, we know the rest, the stubbornness and narcissism. 
• Ivan Juric, the old, experienced Italian head who alienated the players. 12% win ratio. Yay. 
• Simon Rusk, the cheap option, a fall guy, lost 5/7.
• WIll Still, the Football Manager player who was confused at not being able to reset the games he was managing, awful.
• Tonda Eckert ...

That's a very poor record. So I have every hope we'll appoint someone good, that isn't stubborn and doesn't try to cheat.